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Noah

Noah is a man of the bible.
Read Noah in the bible
by Yocwantssmoke November 22, 2021
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Noah

Noah is a strog-willed, athletic, handsome, nice, and funny person. You can't help but smile when he walks in a room. He has many male and female friends, but is still waiting for the right girl. If you ARE a girl, you'll probably be finding yourself going to all of his football games just to get another look of him. He's a great guy to be around and will always make you try to laugh, and you will even though you don't want to. Most of the time it's not that he doesn't like you, it's just that he is too shy to come up and talk to you and he likes it better when you talk to him first. Overall, if you have a Noah in your life, hold on to him and know how lucky you are to be friends with him. And if your his girlfriend, well now I'm just jealous of you.
Girl 1: Are you going to the game tonight?

Girl 2: Duh! Noah's playing today, why wouldn't I?
Girl 1: Fair point.
by Kentuck_Fried_Chicken43 October 12, 2023
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Noah

A 11-19 year old.

Fancies themselves as intellectually and morally superior to anyone they described as a “Boomer” or “Karen” yet need their hand held through the simplest of chores - such as washing a pot- or knowing which socks are theirs. They usually leave their bags, clothes, dirty dishes, etc in a wake behind them without any clue, and hoard cups and bowls and other shared household items in their bedrooms.
She was in the kitchen for 20 minutes, and this pot is STILL dirty? What a Noah.

You’re wearing my socks again? Okay Noah.

Um, Noah, is this your cereal bowl?

We literally have no spoons left?!? -In Noah’s room!
by K-k-k-Karen;) June 8, 2020
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Noah

Noah is usually an emotional support golden retriever fluffy hair gamer boy
What’s a Noah?

Oh that’s easy, that’s an emotional support golden retriever fluffy hair gamer boy
by Sandwitch January 6, 2022
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Noah

by Noah Is an Awesome guy January 28, 2021
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Noah

Noah is that kid nobody likes he has crusty lips and jiggles around the campus (ew!!)
Dude don’t talk to that kid, that’s Noah
by Simply Sammy May 22, 2022
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Noah schnapps wife

You just married Noah schnapp. You know where he lives now, his collage, what he does. And his phone number!!
Me: Im Noah schnapps wife. I will kidnap him and make him love me. Xx
by OG AKAKSJSLDKJELSJSO October 6, 2022
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