Femur Mist

When a man's leg is blown to bits.

"Too bad that man's leg was made Femur Mist when he stepped on that landmine, could of pulled some info from em'"

by D-16451 May 10, 2020

Danger Masty

Recognising a very short opportunity, whip out your cock (or pussy), and masturbate to completion without getting busted. The danger comes from the risk of being caught, particularly around time limited windows of opportunity.

Kinley heard Barry’s Green Turtle in the drive way, excited he scurried into Barry’s bedroom and furiously hammered himself. And as the keys jingled he jismed, wiping himself with Barry’s sock he stork legged out of the room and threw himself out of sight into the hallway sinking to the floor as he heard Barry and his girlfriend walk into their bedroom. Sam grinned tiredly, Danger Masty ‘mission completed’.

by Beasticles May 12, 2020

scots mist

Invisible. A Scottish fog, mainly so thick you cannot see anything other than the fog

Friend: “I have no friends”
You: “what am I?? Scots mist?”

by Sam_kkerr18 January 17, 2021

IG Mistakezz

An Xbox username

“Bro the other day I was playing with my friend, IG Mistakezz.”

by Endlessabyss January 28, 2021

Canadian Mist

The worst whisky you will ever try. The BPA leaching plastic bottle is not a nice touch. Will ultimately lead to the worst night of drinking you will ever have

“Is that girl okay?” “No, she drank half a bottle of Canadian Mist”

by Toedaddy February 18, 2021

g0re_mist

G0re_mist is mostly a gacha creator that doesn’t post a lot but I very nice to their followers and people who are nice back she doesn’t get mad a hate comment she just call them out

G0re_mist content is ok

by Hhy4r March 15, 2021

slepping mistake

A spelling or grammar mistake caused by lack of sleep or some other form of fatigue.

Person 1:"Dude, you wont beileve what jstr happened todau"
Person 2: "Did you get enough sleep last night? You just made a whole bunch of slepping mistakes"

by Velvet is a loser March 29, 2021