Skip to main content

Morning Tard Syndrome

Is your body is awake but your brain is just not quite there yet.
Don't try to have a conversation still I've had my coffee due to my morning tard syndrome making me unable to focus on you.
by Lord Corpse February 14, 2025
mugGet the Morning Tard Syndrome mug.

Good morning god bless

An Ethan Klein reference meaning when you poop, drink coffee, and eat breakfast on the toilet
by Pasta is my champ May 22, 2018
mugGet the Good morning god bless mug.

good morning

A greeting you might use in the morning (06:00 until 11:59).
by Çwçwçwçwçw July 31, 2025
mugGet the good morning mug.

Morning wood

when you have an erection before 10;00, without committing to masturbation
man, this is some great morning wood
by grilledcheesecrust November 30, 2022
mugGet the Morning wood mug.

michigan morning

The pure anarchy that ensues between 4-7 am where no one has coffee and the driving reflects it.
Another michigan morning, another two dead.
by DzyzyzyD May 22, 2018
mugGet the michigan morning mug.

The Morning Spread

When Justice opens Carole’s legs early in the morning.
Justice: “Aye Carole, you ready for the Morning Spread?”

Carole: *snores*
by Tsu Nami-Chan July 7, 2022
mugGet the The Morning Spread mug.

morning seven

When you take 7 hits of acid in the morning to get through the day
Damn, volunteer did a morning seven today. It's gonna be fun
by AngstySymbiosis May 12, 2018
mugGet the morning seven mug.

Share this definition

Sign in to vote

We'll email you a link to sign in instantly.

Or

Check your email

We sent a link to

Open your email