Girlfriend Tax

Girlfriend Tax equals your girlfriend owns half of the stuff you have. Do you like your hoodies? it's ours now. Do you want to eat in peace? No, you don't get that the food is ours now. Do you want to spend time alone? sorry we want attention no time alone now. In conclusion, we own almost everything you own.

Boyfriend: Love where is my hoodie and my McDonalds I just bought?
Girlfriend wearing the hoodie and eating his McDonalds: you shall suffer the Girlfriend Tax now.

by PancakeDreamer2000 May 31, 2024

National Girlfriend's Choice Day

Everyday!

Boy: It is National Girlfriend's Choice Day
Girl: You said that yesterday

by Lauren's Bear October 30, 2020

Chat girlfriend

James

James, the chat girlfriend, got fucked by sigma repeatedly

by Loganw08 August 20, 2021

Girlfriend-shaped

when someone you're attracted to is absolute girlfriend material, inside and out

Hi, have you met Haazel? she's girlfriend-shaped!

by SergeantSoN'So February 10, 2024

supportive girlfriend

Me

I am such a supportive girlfriend

by Your mom’s mom’s mom March 01, 2023

Girlfriend bod

When a feminine person radiates loyalty, dresses down some days, but still remains beautiful, they give off “Girlfriend bod” energy.

Yah but Samantha had always been a loyal girl, tbh she gives girlfriend bod vibes

by Brandonhelcat November 23, 2021

lincoln's girlfriend

Apparently an insult according to my girlfriends sister. Idek

Your acting like lincoln's girlfriend Amber!!

by Retarded Ogre May 24, 2020