Ghost Barber

A barber that screws up your hairline terribly, that you deny anyone cut your hair.

Person 1: Brooo, look at your hairline
Person 2: Yo, stfu
Person 1: Who's your ghost barber lmao
Person 2: I don't got one, I swear

by Esskeetit4life March 19, 2019

paint ghosts

To ejaculate, usually on a body part belonging to a member of the opposite sex.

'See that chick? I'd paint ghosts on her back!'
'... and then I painted ghosts on her face.'

by Little Tommy Tucker May 28, 2008

Ghost Chauffeur

What you would call a person who opens a door from the other side while you simultaneously try to push your side of the door; causing a startling reaction for both parties.

I got so Ghost Chauffeured on the way into the bathroom today, scared the shit outa' me!

by Dontfuckwithchuggo April 15, 2011

Revenge Ghost

Revenge Ghost (by Louie G):
-> A girl/guy you are talking to abruptly stops communicating, “Ghosts" you
-> Then starts texting and calling you out of nowhere
-> You go out on a date with her/him
-> Then abruptly stop communications with her/him, the "Revenge Ghosting"

'dis gurl stopt talkin 2 me like amonthago and now wanna date...I gonna revenge ghost her that I be intrested and stop all sudden'like

by DoubleOMexico June 9, 2016

Ghost Fapping

To fap in the midst of a discord/skype/etc. call without anyone knowing. Usually resulting in the person muting themselves if they are found out.

Bro, are you hearing this sound?? Ohh, George just muted himself.

Don't tell me he's ghost fapping again...

by Roblox player 277 6 June 16, 2020

Ghost peppered

To have a one night stand with a partner who then ceases communication and passed to you an STD

Damn that girl was fun last weekend, but she ghost peppered me and now it burns when I piss!

by Cark27 May 12, 2023

ghost hammer

When a girl has a one night stand in a high gravity craft beer induced haze with a beer snob hipster, but when she wakes he's no where to be found.

Lindsey woke up the morning after the bottle share hunger over, sore, and by herself; the ghost hammer strikes again.

by OG_GhostHammer July 15, 2017