ghost pole

The act of thinking you have a boner that's not actually there aka phantom dick

Woke up this morning to nail my girl and had a serious ghost pole

by Half shaft November 11, 2015

ghost woodie

When your dick gets hard for seemingly no reason at all. Generally occurs when being called on by the teacher, or before public presentations.

So the teacher asks me to come up to the blackboard to write the answer on the board like a second after getting a ghost woodie. The whole class was laughing at my huge dong for weeks.

by Sh3p007 November 23, 2015

anal ghost

When the anus continues gaping long after a vigorous bout of anal sex, as if something is still in there.

Gem: I gave that bitch an anal ghost last night, she was gaping for hours.
Max: Dude, that's pretty fucked up.

by Rectum_AnnihilatorIV March 1, 2016

ghost whisper

A crack head who's vagina is so cursed that any male who has sex with her meets an untimely death, once said male has passed away the female crack head will declare her undying love for the deceased male. By photo shopping pictures of herself into photos with him, this is until her cursed vagina claims another victim. And so the circle of ghost continues.

The ghost whisperer it at it again
The ghost whisperer showing up in photos with people in locations she's never been with them

by B-S leader November 18, 2018

ghost snickers

invisible chewy device

Man 1: "Bro fam squad i gots dis ghost snickers man"
Man 2: "Noice fam"

by Best Friend Jackson November 8, 2018

ghost flavors

When you use a tank of juice, then put in a different flavor....the transition usually has a weird taste dubbed "ghost flavor"

Yo I changed my juice and at first it tasted weird It was that ghost flavors bs. But now it taste mint, yewww!!!

by Vape Nash wing dongs July 26, 2017

Ghost Relationship

A Ghost Relationship is a relationship or bond that one individual rejects any or all activities with the other.

My girlfriend always rejected my offering of hangout and gives me a excuse on why she can't come see me. "Ghost Relationship"

by Zangetsu_100 August 11, 2017