cellular ass fuck

Put a cell phone on vibrate and stick it in a women's pussy. Then call the phone and start fingering her ass with your hand in the shape of a phone (with your thumb and pinky pointing outward while your middle three fingers are closed).

I heard Betty had to buy a new phone because Franky gave her one helluva cellular ass fuck.

by Eric Pazzo October 5, 2007

Fuck Everyone but Me

Phrase meant to convey an extreme level of self centeredness

Usually in a survival of the fittest type scenario.

Can be used as a synonym for "Every Man for Himself".

Also used to convey complete selfishness and utter disregard for the welfare of ones fellowman.

Ideology of the Republican Party.

Can be abbreviated to FEBM for brevity's sake when posting online.

Guy 1: "Hey man, our ship just hit an iceberg and now we're sinking. Theres not enough lifeboats for everyone aboard the ship."

Guy 2: (While pushing Guy 1 out of his way)

" FUCK EVERYONE BUT ME!!!!!!!!!!"

by SKINET X-500 August 27, 2009

Tittie fuck in the ass

1: A sexual act when one slides their penis through their partners ass cheeks in a rocking back and forth motion similar to that of a hot dog sliding back and forth between a canal.

2: The sexual action of tittie fucking applied to the buttocks canal.

3: A means of expressing frustration

1: Bob: "So how was your night with big booty judy?"

Craig: "We didn't have sex, but the good news is I got to Tittie fuck in the ass."

2: "It looked like I was sliding a hot dog down a very narrow hallway when I was tittie fucking her in the ass."

3: "Tittie Fuck me in the ass! I just failed that chem test."

by ForeverBethBredl June 5, 2010

Second-hand fuck

When a man ejaculates onto an inanimate object, which somehow finds it's way into a woman's vagina, and the woman becomes pregnant.

"The cheerios say you're the father"

"What?"

"Yeah, second-hand fuck is a bitch"

by Yarchonis March 26, 2009

fresh as a fucking daisy

Awake and with it

"I saw him this morning and he said `Wow you look as fresh as a fucking daisy!` (with mocking English accent)"

Steve-O
Gumball Jackass

by Badboy August 27, 2003

Supercalifragilisticexpiali-Fuck You

Mary Poppins favorite song with fuck you instead of -docious

I'm tired of this world, Supercalifragilisticexpiali-Fuck You, heh, haha, just never gets old. Ok go ahead.
-JoeCartoon Mole in Gerbil Cider Bounce

by Its G! March 1, 2009

Fuck up boots

helps you find a way to stomp on your dick while trying to receive communion at church.

Also: Cant do ANYTHING

ALSO: cannot roll a sneak check worth a dick.
ALSOOO: Your dick = Garbage

Dude, Rich... You cant sneak check into that goddamn door, because... no.. i dont give a fuck about your sneaking boots.. you cant sneak a door open as if your Fuck Up Boots werent on... cuz they clearly are.. im gonna fucking kill you..... fuck... you rolled a fucking 3 and now im gonna kill you...

by pizzarancher March 1, 2009