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Evan

Evan (eh Vuhn) adj.

The act of doing something wrong or being a complete pain In the ass , playing the victim , stealing and lying
John hurt Stacey's feelings and in response Stacey's told john " ohh gosh you are such an evan"
by Zick Zoggity August 13, 2024
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Evan

An Evan is someone who tries their hardest to be different from the majority of the pack and do so in the least sigma manor fathomable.
Yeezus is the best Kanye album, its peak! -what an Evan would say

"Bro your being such an Evan today."
by _LemonTree_0 August 13, 2024
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The dirtiest Evan

When he’s got those big bald balls fresh outta some dirty asshole then shoves them into some ole grill cheese pussy and jerks off on her titties. After it’s all done he toilet waters his dirty balls, fresh and ready for the next dirty hole.
When ya have the biggest balls of em all only the dirtiest Evan will do.
by Smells like trout August 14, 2024
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The dirtiest Evan

When he’s got those big bald balls fresh outta some dirty asshole then shoves them into some ole grill cheese pussy and jerks off on her titties. After it’s all done he toilet waters his dirty balls, fresh and ready for the next dirty hole.
When ya have the biggest balls of em all only the dirtiest Evan will do.
by Smells like trout August 14, 2024
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Bethany evans

An amazing hot sexy person who is loving and has a weird obsession with cars and loves everyone around her she is shy at first but when she opens up she is bubbly and calls people pookie. Ily pooks
by Hehe.hehe.hehe August 16, 2024
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Evan

Evan is the single handedly the most jaw dropping, eye popping, hunk of a man you will ever have the pleasure of laying eyes on.
Women drool over him and men turn gay, hes simply irresistible.
Girl 1: WHO IS THAT HUNK OVER THERE
Girl 2: Thats evan!!
Guy 1: I think im gay now
by Evanlover89 January 15, 2023
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Evan

Evan is an amazing person.He makes the funniest jokes,he is very kind hearted and if you have a chance with an evan just know your going to have the best life.Most Evan's may not have the best friends but he is way better and has a way different personality then the people he knows.Even is very smart.He has wonderful brown eyes like a puppy dog.If you ever get the chance to meet even better be in love your gonna love your life after you meet Evan.

-if a certain Evan ever comes across this just know that a blonde blue eyed girl really likes you,Also know that your a wonderful amazing person and all lot of people would agree with me
Girl:I wish I was with an evan
Friend: your gonna have the best life with an evan,they are so kind hearted and amazing.
by Lola0824 January 17, 2023
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