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Morning Rot

When you wake up in the morning and the bed is so comfy that you can’t get out of bed. A good rot usually lasts from 30 minutes to 3hrs. During a morning rot, one could typically be seen scrolling aimlessly through tiktok/ instagram/twitter, watching youtube etc.
“ i actually woke up pretty early today, but my morning rot lasted like 2 hrs”

“ Can we leave at like 2pm? I wanna make sure i have time for a good morning rot”
by abutthole March 11, 2024
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Hood morning

A friendly way of saying good morning from your friendly neighborhood hood rat
by Issa bootyhoe March 28, 2021
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Built like morning breath

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by 111211113455 April 25, 2025
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Good morning

A good morning, a greeting used by people before midday.
Person 1: Good morning
Person 2: Good morning
by ilikeMac-N-cheese November 5, 2020
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Morning forager

Someone who forages either in their laundry basket or the fridge/cabinet when late in the morning. Usually, they appear around laundry and shopping days.
Helene realized on the morning of the big meeting that all her good clothes were in the basket, so she morning foraged, and found something un-smelly enough.

"Honey, get up!" a mom shouted. "You have a test today, and it'll take to long if you become a morning forager!"
by Xina Serene December 2, 2011
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Good Morning

A phrase you say when someone has woken up, usually only once for the day and the first time you see them.

See it's not that complicated, goddamnit.
Person A: "I just woke up"
Person B: "Why did you say it so unnaturally?"
Person B: "You don't just say you woke up when you do, I can clearly notice that."
Person A: "..."
Person B: "Good Morning."
by subbst June 14, 2024
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