When nature calls in the morning, but it's not you, it's you neighbour...
Having a grand time with his girl, humping away, whilst you're trying get some extra time to sleep.
Having a grand time with his girl, humping away, whilst you're trying get some extra time to sleep.
Once upon a time, you tried to have a quiet lazy Sunday morning...
Some random moans start to emerge, but assumed it's just the wind...
Then all of the sudden, some screams came one after the other, for a good minute or two...
Did it sound human? Am I still dreaming?
Nope, it's the bloody floorboards and walls not being thick enough!
Hence the "Morning Glory Rooster(s)"...
The end.
Some random moans start to emerge, but assumed it's just the wind...
Then all of the sudden, some screams came one after the other, for a good minute or two...
Did it sound human? Am I still dreaming?
Nope, it's the bloody floorboards and walls not being thick enough!
Hence the "Morning Glory Rooster(s)"...
The end.
by stereoGeeza March 05, 2014
by nextscv January 08, 2012
by YtTanel March 06, 2022
When you wake up in the morning and the bed is so comfy that you can’t get out of bed. A good rot usually lasts from 30 minutes to 3hrs. During a morning rot, one could typically be seen scrolling aimlessly through tiktok/ instagram/twitter, watching youtube etc.
“ i actually woke up pretty early today, but my morning rot lasted like 2 hrs”
“ Can we leave at like 2pm? I wanna make sure i have time for a good morning rot”
“ Can we leave at like 2pm? I wanna make sure i have time for a good morning rot”
by abutthole March 11, 2024
Is when your significant other hasn’t given you booty for awhile so you take your blue balls and put them in their mouth while before the wake up
My old lady hadn’t given me any booty in awhile and she gave me blue balls last night, so I gave her a blueberry morning
by Atothez December 17, 2021
Ex: "Hey Brad! Ever since this morning I've felt like an oriental chef!"
"Why? You eat Japanese?"
"Nah, just gave my girl some of that delicious morning sushi."
"Why? You eat Japanese?"
"Nah, just gave my girl some of that delicious morning sushi."
by Boo T Warrior March 23, 2017
The feeling you get when you can’t straighten your arms in the morning. Usually after prolonged sleep and unusual dreams.
by Havanananana November 14, 2017