cousin

someone who is just a complete asshole

my cousin is an asshole

by _ramenoodles_ June 15, 2019

Cousin Squared

When you have a cousin related on both sides of your family.
When a set of siblings marry another set of siblings - both marriages have children and they are cousins squared.
Aka cousin to the power of 2.

Can’t wait to go out tomorrow with my cousin squared.

by Cousin^2 November 16, 2019

first-cousin-once-removed

1- Parent's cousin.
2- Cousin's child.

First-cousin-once-removed.

by Simaduria July 26, 2024

Scheme cousins

(Scottish, Irish) The parents of delinquent children who commit constant criminal antisocial behaviour.

That family up the street, their mother and father refuse to do anything about their kids launching dog shite at the number 14 bus from the big bridge. Sometimes i wonder if they are actually inbred, like scheme cousins.

by Joe Smiff May 14, 2024

third-cousin-10X-removed

Third-cousin-ten-times-removed (3C10R).

My third-cousin-10X-removed is a good person.

by N8953SW June 26, 2021

double-first-cousin-four-times-removed

1- Great-great-grandparent's double-first-cousin.
2- Double-first-cousin's great-great-grandchild.
3 - Child of the parent's great-great-grandpibling with the other parent's great-great-grandpibling.
4 - Child of the parent's great-great-grandnibling with the other parent's great-great-grandnibling.
5 - Child of the parent's great-great-grandnibling with the other parent's great-great-grandpibling.

My double-first-cousin-four-times-removed is a good person.

by Seo48787 October 28, 2021

quadruple-fourth-cousin

Quadruple-4C: Person who, in relation to the other person, has zero parents, zero grandparents, zero great-grandparents, zero great-great-grandparents and eight great-great-great-grandparents in common.

My quadruple-fourth-cousin is a good person.

by ABGR June 9, 2021