Fetus Bake Oven

A situation that happens when you get knocked up for not taking Wanker Blocker.

I didn’t flush the cream pie in my cooter so my Fetus Bake Oven is activated.

by TheRealCrackBoots November 19, 2019

Wake, bake, and shake

When you wake up, smoke weed, and immediately wack one out

“Man I had to wake, bake, and shake today before I did anything else”

by Ted Fundy February 6, 2022

Baked on

To be baked on is when your boys burn your ass with some comments and now they are baking on you

Hey John is about to bake on Anthony
Or Anthony was baked on

by Marktwain6996 April 4, 2019

Baked

Shii over wit , not going .

You hung up on me last night shit baked

by filthyriich June 12, 2022

boner bake

Chicken bake and a royal honey packet

Hey I’m about to eat a boner bake and head to the gym

by anonymous February 19, 2025

baked potato cat

1. A picture of a cat with butter on it, sitting in tin foil.

Person #1 was looking at a baked potato cat on his phone.

by a l d u i n October 19, 2018

double baked pastry

i hope this goes hard... feel free to ctrl + c and ctrl + v

hi are you a double baked pastry bevause your such a retart

by foul pig of slaanesh July 22, 2024