my too

When reffering to your cock

guy: this house is so big

other guy: my too

by Sussyposter September 9, 2021

Too fat to fuck

When you eat so much that you can’t do anything. You just wanna rub your belly, and relax, and you are certainly not able to “saw off a piece”

After that big fucking thanksgiving feast, I was just too fat to Fuck

by Captain Rabbit November 23, 2023

ate too many calzones

To be broken up with by one's spouse or significant other. The phrase is based on the very common phenomena where a wife will leave her husband if he eats too many calzones

"Have you heard about Dave? He's been sad and lonely ever since he ate too many calzones."

by NinjaHouseCat November 3, 2021

too much coffee

Bullshit

-“I drink too much coffee”
-“bullshit”

by Luke.c October 2, 2020

it's a joke not a dick don't take it too hard

thing to say when someone bitches about a biology joke

z3ma b9a lih i3raf ghi les gènes dialo, it's a joke not a dick don't take it too hard

by Ayoub_Amer December 23, 2016

thanks and you too

after someone says thanks and tells you to enjoy something, you might react by saying "you too"
might be embarrasing if you say "you too" to someone who isnt doing the same thing you are.

thanks and you too

by crystaldreamer12 September 16, 2021

Too Nice

An expression in the context of relationships in which a woman rationalizes the realization that a potential male partner is homosexual but has to explain to someone the reason for their friendship (as a supposed to romance) without exposing sensitive information the male friend may not want people to know.

"Mom, why did you and Dad break up?"

"Well, honey your dad is... he was too nice."

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by AffordableDoubts February 6, 2025