My phone flew to my left/right hand

Used when someone sees something attractive online so they switch their phone to their non dominant hand so they can use their dominant hand to masturbate. Used mostly in comment sections

*miguel o hara edit plays*

commenter: The way my phone flew to my left/right hand

by jabberwokey October 11, 2023

Yishak Left

A right

Take a Yishak left at that intersection

by left_and_right January 1, 2022

loosing hearing in my left eye

when you’re missing your significant other for an extended period of time

“omg i miss you sm, im loosing hearing in my left eye”

by pickle tickle August 7, 2024

Left Back

Far defensive player on the left side of the goal

Coach wanted me to try and play defense so I am playing Left Back tonight.

by adjagueye September 8, 2025

left handed devil worshiper

An individual who writes or operates with their left hand, and subsequently worships Satan.

Do we have any left handed devil worshipers in the room

by i don't like usernames March 22, 2017

Get The Fuck Out Of The Left Side Of My Throat, Amado.

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Get The Fuck Out Of The Left Side Of My Throat, Amado.

by Angel234IsTheDarkSeraphim March 16, 2025

Left Testicle Pain Syndrome

When you have a pain in your left tedticle that after you have your pain you immediately get a hard erection that makes your cock 6 inches bigger then max mast and makes you cum 3-5 oz of semen

Oh no, I just had a left testicle pain syndrome episode, god everyone knows

by calicogaymencumpenis April 4, 2025