meat pole mountaineer

A person whom enjoys climbing up and down on a dick and yodels while doing so.

Did you hear about Jane becoming a meat pole mountaineer last weekend?

by inebriateddreams May 3, 2015

to fuck mountains

v., Fucking mountains; to have sex while being under the influence of MDMA (ecstasy) and/or cocaine.

Francis: HOOOLLLYYY SHHHHIIIIT, last night I was at that rave and I fucked this girl. It felt like moutains. It felt like mountains!!

Tyna: Dude, you fucked mountains?

Casie: I was there too... I wanted to fuck mountains..

Tyna: Dude..

by impaired April 16, 2009

Hugo Mountain

Hugo Berg is a strange but smart creature. He tends to move around in Gullspång and he loves the smell of sweet sweet flowers. He doesen't take intrest in many things but the things he does take intrest in he tends to be really good at, one of these things is Sims where he spends his time building hoses and eating peanut butter. This creature is rarely seen because he usually spends his time curl up in his sex dungeon.

Did you hear about the missing children? Was it Hugo Mountain?

by ??????+ May 9, 2019

metaphor mountain

one of the many universes.

metaphor mountain is coming to an end

by the-all-giving August 30, 2022

Mountain Dewdoo

1: Shoving a can or bottle of Mountain Dew up your butt because you're a tool and you like Mountain Dew.

2: The giant poop you take after drinking too much Mountain Dew because you're a tool and you like Mountain Dew.

1: Person 1: That guy is such a tool.

Person 2: We should give him a Mountain

Dewdoo.

2: Person 1: She is such a tool.

Person 2: Yeah I hope she takes a Mountain Dewdoo from all that Mountain Dew she has been drinking.

by TanAir December 9, 2013

Fall Mountain

Fall Mountain is a round from Fall Guys that everyone hates.

Guy 1: I just got Fall Mountain
Guy 2: You are dead.

by namefalgus September 3, 2021

Mountain with Wings

Slang for when someone tries to justify a decision they made by giving a superficial meaning to their actions that doesn't make any sense, and/or is typically so transparent it's obvious to see that there was no thought put into said decision.

Person 1: Dude, did you see the new rims on Alex's honda civic? He said he gets like +50 horsepower from them!
Person 2: (laughs hysterically) All he did was waste $800 because he wants to be noticed by someone for once in his life. All those rims are is a mountain with wings.

by X_Juul_is_cuul_X April 17, 2019