Dan

someone you have sex dreams about when you're supposed to hate their guts because they are the scum of the earth and cheat on your best friends.

me: oh look there's Dan, wow what a whore!

my brain, when I am asleep : I want to have sex with him.

by therathoe May 6, 2019

Dan

The big dog.

"Who are you?"
"The big dog"

That must be Dan.

by Thebigdog333 November 23, 2021

Dan Godfrey

A small man who bums men called Will Hudson he also has a sexy cat called marlon

Who the fuck is dan Godfrey

Dno sexy cat tho

by Mr big nob 69000 September 27, 2021

Dan

GAY

Wow. Could you be anymore Dan. Totally Gay

by Pepperazzi May 28, 2025

Dan the dog

There's Dan the man, and then there's Dan the dog.
Unlike Dan the man, Dan the dog is an animal; a filthy and barefooted beast.

Has fleas

Person 1: Dan's the man!

Person 2: no way! That's Dan the dog! He's an animal!

by RD_ May 18, 2022

Dan

Sexy yung lad, truely is a bonerlicious man.
The ladies love him
But Dj port a fort hates him

#6-3

‘ that dan is so beautiful in that spongebob t-shirt’

by Fuckin gyammon October 16, 2019

Dan haider

Everyone's favourite Liverpool fan

Me : did you see how Liverpool list 5 away matches in a row ? Gotta feel bad for Dan haider

by GwakGwak March 19, 2021