Square Boob

A geeky slacker

Taylor is a square boob

by MR Royals January 7, 2012

Boob Meter

Boob Meter: A meter used by straight men to gage the desirability of a girl or woman's mammary glands.

"OH man check her out my Boob Meter is topping out!" Or "Oh look how small she is my Boob Meter won't even move!"

by CPT Spalding March 11, 2010

Boob lube

The art of taking the condom off after sex and rubbing it on a girls boobs

Person 1:So how was the date?
Person 2: Good, she let me do the boob lube.

by boobs6969 June 30, 2019

Boobed (verb)

The action in which one becomes 'owned'.

1. YOUR INTERNET JUST BOOBED YOU!
2. Dude, I just got boobed.

by Amir & Kati April 24, 2005

Boob followage

Following someone on twitter for the sole reason of them having boobs.

I got tons of boob followage today.

by Zombette February 11, 2012

da boob

da boob!!!!!!!!

i see da boob!!!!1!

by dabooblover4 October 21, 2015

Boob Scoop

When you run around all menacingly and scoop a female or male's boob while yelling in a high pitched voice "WHOOPZIES!"

Last night I boob scooped Chase's boob so hard and it was so satisfying.

by merrrp! September 26, 2014