Matt blow

A self centered piece of shit , he is the biggest pussy you will meet , also very smart with no altheticism ... he gets no pussy because he’s not the best looking but is a good guy over all also has a problem with smoking.

Matt blow is such a piece of shit.

by Mo Bamba December 13, 2018

Matt greenberg

The sexiest man you know with a joie de vivre that rivals even the most traveled and arousing of men.

Also could be used to describe ripe bananas.

That guy reminds me of a Matt Greenberg

by Gabagool6969 January 16, 2024

Matte

A rink made form oregano and argentinian tears.

- Why is he crying?

- Oh! He is just making matte with his tears.

by kooopp November 3, 2022

matt chatting on my dog

mason is a gay dude and he loves shaylee

mason is a supid biach daday matt chatting on my dog

by The real Mitchell Krueger November 3, 2020

Matt S

Matt, or Matthew. Kind, caring, understanding, fun, funny, smart, and much more. Easy to get along with.

You can count on Matt to be the calm one out of the group, but if you take the time to piss him off, he will go cobra kai on you.

Matt is a great person, and an even better friend. You can always count on him. :)

Matt S is a great person! :D

by Unknown but known.. March 28, 2022

Sober Matt

A music teacher that talks shit on Discord about anything on his mind.

"what the fuck did you say Sober Matt?

by sulima May 21, 2023

Matt Bruce Effect

The godly gift laid upon Matt Bruce on (already taken) girls making all of the birds drive bananas.

Bird #1: Omg it’s Matt!
Bird #2: Oh wow he’s sooo cute!
Bird #3: WE LOVE YOU MATT!!!
Matt: What can I say, it’s the Matt Bruce Effect.

by Ursecretsanta November 28, 2020