Hit or Miss

I guess they never miss, huh?
You got a boyfriend, I bet he doesn't kiss ya
He gon' find another girl and he won't miss ya
He gon' skrrt and hit the dab like Wiz Khalifa
You play with them balls like it's FIFA
You on every level, you're the leader, ooh
You used to work at Whataburger
Now you pop your pussy for the Warner Brothers
(And that bangs, bro)
Shots fired, you're fired
You're washed up, you're retired
Your kitty looks like a flat tire (Eww!)
I bet that your kitty real tired
Perfect!
Who do you think you are?
You were sucking dick for a foreign car (Brrrrr)
Gotta take that call
They want you at work so, girl, go do your job yaaaa

You: Hit or Miss
Your friend: I guess they never miss huh?

by AllFactsFromMe March 18, 2019

Little Miss Stranger

When you sit on your own hand so that a cartoon character from work can give you a HJ by moving your arm while your numb hand holds onto your crank.

That bissh just gave Ocho-Rando a 'little miss stranger' to completion behind the dumpster at work and he barely felt it.

by Bendyfork December 27, 2023

Miss Chalice

The best Character in cuphead and the third playable character who is far superior than cuphead and Mugman

1:Hey can you play cuphead wighout Miss Chalice?
Me: haha no bitch

by King Dice Simp April 1, 2023

little miss soup

When a woman starts dripping blood down her legs because she didnt wear a tampon

Oi fam i can see her little miss soup from here thats well butters

by Manlyke December 21, 2014

miss hagar

she is a pale piece of shit that hates chris cuz he is too hot for her and she is lesbian as fuck

Why are u high
i am in miss hagar's class

by i am so hot September 16, 2018

a miss kinz

a fat nosy female

hey john your girlfriend needs to stop being a miss kinz.

by DKAD September 7, 2012

miss jacks

miss jacks is one of the nicest people i’ve ever met. she will help you through any of your problems and cheer you up on a gloomy day. she is gorgeous, kind-hearted, caring and such a perfect person altogether. if you come across a miss jacks, you should hold onto her <3

student #1. who’s your favourite teacher??

student #2. miss jacks!!

student #1. OMG SAME !!!!!

by greenyogurt69 October 31, 2022