south jersey

Somewhere very different from North Jersey. We ignore 7-11s, because of course Wawas. Not a sub, a hoagie(from Wawa!) Everywhere you go, there’s people in Eagles jerseys, possibly chanting. We know we’re nothing like Jersey Shore. Oh yeah, it’s not the beach, it’s the shore. That’s where everyone goes Prom Weekend. If you go to Avalon, you’re probably rich, but if you go to Ocean City/Stone Harbor, you’re definitely cool. Philadelphia(but everyone says Philly) is a bridge away, so games and concerts are easy. You secretly love it.

North Jersey: Ugh, I want to go to the beach
South Jersey: Too bad, we have the shore, not the beach

by KiaraReid February 23, 2019

New Jersey

The WORST State....Except for all of the others

Ugh New Jersey seriously?

Fuck you, NJ is the best damn state in the union

by MenaceIIHeaven November 1, 2020

jersey highway

The path made in the snow in the backyard for a little dog.

We let the dog out to use the Jersey Highway.

by 707mom February 28, 2019

South Jersey Dirtbox

Find a dead male deer, cut off its penis and chop it up into pieces. Mix it with a handful of moist dirt and shove it up your significant others ass. Let it ferment in there for an hour and proceed to eat the finished product.

I just at a South Jersey Dirtbox.

by Yupper Fupper November 30, 2023

Jersey

an amazing, loving, kind, beautiful, and incredible person. She is one of the funnest people to be around. She is usually a blonde or brunette. She is so orginal, you can tell me her name. She plays lacrosse and adores everyone. You'll over her if you ever get the chance to meet her.

jersey is amazing

by someone_other_than_you August 21, 2019

New Jersey Circumcision

Non sexual. The act of removing the ends of a peeled banana to ready it for consumption.

I’ll have to perform a New Jersey Circumcision before I can eat this banana.

by CaptainSkippy July 2, 2024

Jersey

Jersey is really kind and beautiful.

No cap but a jersey is cuteeeeeeee

by Hdhdhhdhcneh June 10, 2020