canadian seal hunters

stupid loser faggot dicksuckers who have nothing better to do with their life than kill innocent seals because theyre fucking fags

1. In the past three years, the faggot canadian seal hunters have slayed 1 million seals, skinning 70% of them alive
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by testickle March 19, 2008

Canadian Beaver Tail

A person performing a sexual act involving an uncircumcised male and a partner with a particularly hairy anus.

The partner may be either male or female as long as the prerequisite of having sufficient hair around the anus is met.

The person acting as the Canadian Beaver Tail approaches the partner from behind with the foreskin retracted, making contact between the anus and the exposed glans. Once contact is established the foreskin is once again pulled over the head of the penis fusing both individuals together.

"Hey, I think that anonymous human #1 passed out in the bathroom."
"Yup, looks like it's time for a Canadian Beaver Tail" *anonymous human #2 proceeds to mount anonymous human #1 in the aforementioned fashion and becomes the Canadian Beaver Tail*

by Lazy Smurf December 21, 2008

Royal Canadian Air Cadets

Literally the most stressful place on Earth. A place to meet friends, loved ones, and mortal enemies. A place that may seem nice and cheery on the outside, but in reality, it's a hellhole with no coordination or proper planning.

my friend: Hey, do you wanna do something on Saturday?
me: Sorry, I have cadets.
my friend: I hope you come back in one piece.
me: Thanks but I won't.

Royal Canadian Air Cadets

by that person we all know October 2, 2019

canadian redbull orange fist

Drink 5-10 redbulls then grab your partner by the ankles hold her upside down while stabing her bellybutton with your penis

Then you get another person who is canadian to throw orange juice at you and your partner while you fist your partner (mind you, you have to be really strong to perform this)

Hey man I totally canadian redbull orange fisted that girl last night!!!

by NigguhMuffin007 September 7, 2010

Raymond's big Canadian cock

Man I love Raymond's big Canadian cock

That's a Raymond's big Canadian cock

by Canadian raccoon March 22, 2022

Canadian Ivy League

1. McGill
2. UofT
3. McMaster

4. Waterloo

5. UBC

These are the best universities in Canada. Not many come close to the top 5. Western and Queens students like to think they part of the top 5, but really those bawtymons ain’t.

“One of my boys goes to the Canadian Ivy League”

“Really, where”

“McMaster health sci”

by Kingofthe6ix May 11, 2020

Canadian Snow Soccer

Also known as Hockey, this game was originally played outdoors when in the Winter months, fresh water lakes would freeze. This allowed Canucks to strap metal blades onto their feet and slide around on the icy pond while chasing after and trying to hit a biscuit into a goal with a funny looking stick. Players of the game often slam into each other and get into fights while attempting to gain control of said biscuit. For the most part, the game is now played inside on an artificial ice skating rink, but is occasionally played outside. Somehow, this game made its way to the United States, although 90%* or more of the players on its teams are also made up of Canuckistanians.

*this statistic is a rectal extraction

Dude 1: You watching the Stars game later?
Dude 2: Nah. I don't really watch Canadian Snow Soccer, though it is far more entertaining than Soccer.

by FarkinFarker January 18, 2008