Sad Bean

Sad Bean

P1: “Hey, did you see that chick the other day? She described herself as a sad bean..”
P2: “Sad bean? Don’t you mean suicidal teen who hates life but doesn’t consider it bad enough to kill themselves?”
P3: “ooor, a cute person who likes cats and is unusually short?”
P1: “Ahhhh I see, well, she’s a solid 10/10.”

by horror-bish October 1, 2018

Eat the Bean

While having anal sex, the guy pulls his dick out of his partners ass to find a piece of poop on it. Upon finding the poop, he makes his partner eat it off the end of his dick.

Angela sure like to Eat the Bean after I finish fucking her in the ass.

by J.M.B. January 12, 2008

bean head

a head shaped like a lima or kidney bean.

Hey look at that kids bean head, i bet you if i punched him in the head hard enough, chillie would fly everywhere

by kcisgmvf,bdbgkbfxdhbghkxdbljh December 3, 2009

bean bag

One's testicles and scrotum.

Kiss my hairy bean bag dog.

by Dook M March 14, 2008

bean dip

Fecal matter remaining on the penis afer anal sex.

I was fucking my secretary in the ass and noticed my cock was covered in bean dip.

by Baloon Knot Bill December 19, 2006

Bean Slut

(Noun): A dirty brown whore who likes to get fucked when drunk.

Did you see stephanie cervantes, she is such a bean slut, she fucked her boyfriend while his parents were in the room.

by fermentedfetus June 17, 2009

bean dip

Used to change the subject, much like that local sports team and the weather.

Have you tried the bean dip?

by notjohnjohnjohn October 31, 2007