Bean theory

The bean theory is the idea that the chrome bean sculpture in Chicago was built by an unknown artist but when he was finished he was trapped in the bean by locals because he was a tourist. The only way to save him is to take his place. All you have to do is find the secret door to get in. Or use a hammer.

Sturgis: hey man what are you learning about in your black history class.

Katrina: you know, the basics like the bean theory and slavery and stuff.

by LuckyJester March 19, 2010

Eat the Bean

While having anal sex, the guy pulls his dick out of his partners ass to find a piece of poop on it. Upon finding the poop, he makes his partner eat it off the end of his dick.

Angela sure like to Eat the Bean after I finish fucking her in the ass.

by J.M.B. January 12, 2008

bean head

a head shaped like a lima or kidney bean.

Hey look at that kids bean head, i bet you if i punched him in the head hard enough, chillie would fly everywhere

by kcisgmvf,bdbgkbfxdhbghkxdbljh December 3, 2009

bean bag

One's testicles and scrotum.

Kiss my hairy bean bag dog.

by Dook M March 14, 2008

bean dip

Fecal matter remaining on the penis afer anal sex.

I was fucking my secretary in the ass and noticed my cock was covered in bean dip.

by Baloon Knot Bill December 19, 2006

Bean Slut

(Noun): A dirty brown whore who likes to get fucked when drunk.

Did you see stephanie cervantes, she is such a bean slut, she fucked her boyfriend while his parents were in the room.

by fermentedfetus June 17, 2009

bean dip

Used to change the subject, much like that local sports team and the weather.

Have you tried the bean dip?

by notjohnjohnjohn October 31, 2007