Bake the turkey

Getting stoned

"Yo man let's go bake the turkey"

by Mayospeed December 27, 2014

See a Movie and Bake

When you bake and then see a movie , usually in theaters. Makes the graphics better yet worse, and makes the scary parts really really scary.

Steven, Zach, and Oscar smoked a gram then saw Knowing. They see a movie and bake.

by Chronic the Hedgehog92 April 18, 2009

Poor bake

Noun/Someone who gets stoned and can’t seem to pull themselves off the couch.

C’mon dude let’s get outside and do something, don’t be such a poor bake.

by PDX1970 October 24, 2025

Baked Nebraska

A pothead from the midwestern plains states.

I knew a guy from Omaha who smoked so much weed that we referred to him as Baked Nebraska.

by Goosey Goose March 7, 2022

Baked tatered

When you’re beyond high you’re on a different plain of existence.

Guy 1: Bro he is baked tatered right now after those dabs.
Man 2: I know right!

by Brodasyphilaids March 13, 2022

Baking maybes

If yer not "making babies" you may just be "baking maybes". some people were born to be parents. Some are just maybe makers

Oh.. she aint nobodies momma, she aint even makin babies, she just

"baking maybes"

by KrashWorship December 26, 2022

baking fool

A person, usually a coworker, who continually brings homemade baked goods to share as a gesture of supposed kindness. In reality it is not a selfless act at all but an excuse to:
1) show off their culinary skills and garner praise
2) tempt coworkers who are attempting weight loss
3) remove said baked goods from their own home environment thus removing temptation of singular consumption in it's entirety

Brent: Man, you are so lucky to work with Pam! She brings homemade cookies almost everyday!
Todd: Not really- she's only doing it to save herself from eating them all; and she knows I'm trying to lose weight. She's a baking fool.

by Pamann December 16, 2011