August 1st

National slut day where girls beg to be posted on their boyfriend's story not knowing that he got a kid with the local boss man. It is also a day where girls under the age of 18 suck cucumbers and shove them down their dead nan's throat.

It's August 1st

by Daddysweetknob July 31, 2022

August 1st

National what?

Its august 1st yk?
Him: Oh National no one gives a f day?
Me:factss, lets go hang bro

by JuhStfu August 1, 2022

August 24th

August 24th is the day we’re you talk to your crush!!!
So August 24th is the day to make your move so do it!!!

August 24th

by By-Taiy August 1, 2022

August 1st

August 1st is Negan Day.

Holy shit! It’s August 1st! It’s Negan Day!

by @swuidless on Instagram B) August 1, 2022

national fingering video day August 3rd

National fingering video Day is placed on August 3rd as a sign too all the boys who have girlfriends or wives and are jus desperate for a nude video.

person #1 : Hey man, did u hear what's tomorrow?
person #2 : No? Why?
person #1: ITS national fingering video day!

national fingering video day August 3rd

by crippledcuzz August 1, 2022

August 2nd

national almost girlfriend day!

post ur almost girlfriend!

jake: oh no it’s august 2nd I have to post you.
his almost gf: good.

by hiiloveu August 1, 2022

August 3rd

National Ex Day

This is the day you have to make a move towards your ex and see where it goes.
Be careful tho!

Did you see the way he looked at this ex today?
Probably because it's August 3rd.

by dontyouthink3579 August 2, 2022