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in theory, a seltzer boy is everything and he is nothing.
he is an abomination to the elements, destroying all that lies in his way.
The most common beverage for a seltzer boy is indeed, a 5% strength White Claw, Truly, Pure Still, or some variant of the newly popular "Alcoholic Seltzer Beverages" popularized by white girls mostly on social media.
some say, to this day the seltzer boy has never been found.
in theory, a seltzer boy is everything and he is nothing.
he is an abomination to the elements, destroying all that lies in his way.
The most common beverage for a seltzer boy is indeed, a 5% strength White Claw, Truly, Pure Still, or some variant of the newly popular "Alcoholic Seltzer Beverages" popularized by white girls mostly on social media.
some say, to this day the seltzer boy has never been found.
we're in houston and the airbnb is fior as hell. time for another classic episode of the seltzer boys!
seltzer boys doing it live, we in it!! just chugged a full case of claws and headed to the gym
guy 1: did you hear anthony's a seltzer boy?
guy 2: nah bro he got kicked out we can't give him anymore chances
seltzer boys doing it live, we in it!! just chugged a full case of claws and headed to the gym
guy 1: did you hear anthony's a seltzer boy?
guy 2: nah bro he got kicked out we can't give him anymore chances
by yunowelcomehere September 9, 2019
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"Hey whole boy, you missed one in the gutter there, spit some bars for us"
"A whole boy won't pop a bottle cap in ya, they'd collect it"
"A whole boy won't pop a bottle cap in ya, they'd collect it"
by BejarjiBoy March 12, 2021
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A grown man, usually in his mid 20's and a player, who still lives with his mom. He takes advantage of her motherly instincts by letting her cook his dinner, washing his clothes, and paying all his bills while he goes out in the world and presents himself as a hard worker who succeeded on his own.
Everyone thinks Bret is a hard worker because he has a good job and drivers cool cars. His mama just gave him a job at her company and does everything for him. He's just a titty boy
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