Vanessa

Vanessa is either the chick you hate like the plague or the funniest girl that you'll always want to be around. There's almost no in-between. If she's your friend, she's often a dumb bitch that you love till the ends of the earth. She's funny, and sweet, but she'll most probably be tired of your shenanigans after a while.

"Is that Vanessa?"
"Yeah, i hate that bitch."

"Hi nessaaaaaa"
"Shut up,"

by That one ugly mf May 21, 2022

Vanessa

Vanessa is a sassy, outgoing, and straight A kinda student. She is a type of person that doesn’t rely on anybody. She is super independent and can get things done on her own. Vanessa LOVES cats and many other crazy animals also.

Shelly: “Vanessa got straight A’s, I wish I was that smart..”

Mia: “UGh.. same, she’s so perfect!”

by RobloxGirl06 April 13, 2018

Vanessa

Lover of small fish. e.g. Nemo (Not a Shark!!)

Often located in the area known as Thrupp.

NemoVanessa

by The Weazel February 5, 2010

Vanessa

Vanessa is a normally a girls name this one has beautiful hazel eyes and dark brown hair that becomes lighter in sunlight she is very stubborn and always sleeps but when she is up and hyper she is just so amazing she will put a smile on everyone’s face and when she does it won’t go away

Friend: Hey Vanessa you should come outside.
Vanessa: Nooo I’m going to go sleep
Friend: Pleaseee
Vanessa: No I’m tired
Friend: Okay....

by loving_peaches July 29, 2019

vanessa

A black girl, who wears poetic justice braids. She's very smart with computers, but doesn't know the difference of maths and science. She attends Study Hall, because she is apparently advanced. She usually wears sweatpants with aqua underwear. She's very impatient. She repeats the same question over and over until she gets her answer. Her grammar is also improper.

Vanessa - "When do we get out of class??"
Class - *silence*
Vanessa - "Um... HELLO. WHEN DO WE GET OUT OF CLASS!"

by MLGLAFFS January 8, 2016

a Vanessa

(or "Pulling a Vanessa")

When a public figure acts one way, knowing somewhere in the back of their mind that there is evidence of substance suggesting something WAY different about their private life.

The Classic was done by Vanessa Williams, who while seeking the crown of Miss America back in the 80's, somehow forgot that she had posed for some seriously explicit pics with another woman...not quite the squeaky clean, all american chick image they were trying for. Not just nekkid...ACTION shots.

Hence a public figure who has established a career based on morality, then is revealed to have a strong attraction to rubber ducks...a VERY strong attraction...could be known as "Pulling a Vanessa". Only usually, they don't sing as well...

by Lisa Shields December 14, 2008

Vanessa

Vanessa is the man. You don't dare talk back or have an opinion of your own. Vanessa's like to say one thing but mean the other and they do it with ease. Vanessa is the type to not have a personality of their own so they will absorb everyone's around them. You think they're cool but they'll throw you under the bus just as soon as they're done with you.

They are controlling and manipulative so watch your heart. They are well guarded by a feminine significant other, don't believe them either.

Vanessa's are the type of guy to demand everything from you and then suck you dry just before the discard. Don't go in the bathroom at work if they're in there.

Vanessa's are easily caught in their own web of lies if you pay attention..

Look there's Vanessa, trying to make herself look better than she is again.

by Truthcowboy November 4, 2022