Tumbleweed

Pieces of weed that was vacuumed off the carpet, picked from the filter, cleaned, the reused in a blunt.

My husband doesnt let me empty the vacuum cleaner until he checks it for tumbleweeds first.

by Ham_Slammus May 10, 2025

Tumbleweed

It is a sage which contained Keanu Reeves. His smile is breathtaking.

1 : Have you ever seen The SpongeBob Movie?
2: Oh John Wich in tumbleweed?That shit sucks.
1: Shut the fuck up mf.He's breathtaking

by Keanu Reeves Boomer November 15, 2019

Blown Like Tumbleweed

An act of fellatio of mind altering and physically shattering intensity. One that leaves the recipient like the tumbleweed that is at the mercy of the desert winds, simply blown away.

I was blown like tumbleweed. I felt like I was floating on air. She’s gifted, best blow job I ever had.

by mrforde December 31, 2023

tumbleweed

One who doesn't have a permanent residency.

Friend: Did Steve turn in his census paperwork?

Me: Are you kidding? He is such a tumbleweed, he doesn't even have an address to get junk mail.

by Pundummy July 20, 2021

tumbleweed

Someone who walks around, typically in a work environment, and is absolutely clueless. An airhead.

Larry just walks around like a fuckin' tumbleweed, bumping into people and does nothing else all damn day!

by IJustWantARaccoon October 7, 2016

Milford Tumbleweed

When you ejaculate in the shower and it gets mixed in with the hair caught on the drain to form a ball of cummy hair.

I walked into the bathroom after my brother and there was a Milford Tumbleweed in the shower.

by Tumbleweed Guy August 26, 2025

Alabama tumbleweed

A plastic grocery bag rolling across a parking lot

Bro there's a fuckin Alabama tumbleweed out there

by Cucc1Mane March 25, 2021