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trumpeting

Trumpeting is a form of marketing based solely on hype, and that is unbound from any requirement for telling the truth about the product you are selling.
Charlatan: People are calling me every day, asking "Sir, how can we pre-purchase one of your beautiful condos?" There really has never been anything built like this before. The quality is, like, unbelievable. The Emir -- powerful brilliant man that Emir, and great taste, possibly the best taste of any Emir -- couldn't believe what he was seeing when he saw the plans. "Sir, there is no building like this in the world! This penthouse is worth $50M, but you're only asking $20M. Everybody I know will want in on this deal."

Real Estate Agent: Yeah, he sure is trumpeting the new tower he plans to build in Abu Dhabi. That Emir he speaks of? He's bankrolling the entire project and is paying to license the name. The actual tower design is the same as dozens of other towers around the world, so there's no need to pre-purchase this property. In fact you should wait until the tower is built to buy, since it's quite likely the project will be a boondoggle.
by Frustrated_Driver May 30, 2025
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Trumpanzeestan

Also known as the United States of Trumpanzees. The well-known country between Canada and Mexico.
The supreme leader of the state of Trumpanzeestan has decided to expel all the people in the country that don't support his policies.
by Trumpanzee June 11, 2025
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Trumpanzeestan

Also known as the United States of Trumpanzees. The well-known country between Canada and Mexico.
The supreme leader of the state of Trumpanzeestan has signed an executive order to expel all the residents of the country that don't support his policies.
by Trumpanzee June 11, 2025
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Trumpanzoid

(n., adj.) trump-an-zoyd
(also: trumpnzee)

1. A die-hard American nationalist who keeps the Trumpist flame burning long after the man himself has left the stage, clinging to "America Great" myth and a cocktail of conspiracy theories like it’s holy scripture. Not necessarily a trumpedo voter, but definitely a carrier of the virus: red hats optional, grievance mandatory.

2. Anyone whose worldview is a post-Trump remix of hate, culture-war rage, and "white" ethnostate reflexes, zombified by memes, talk-radio echo chambers, and the unshakable belief that the system is rigged against whiteys

Coined post-2020 as a portmanteau of "Trump" + "android" (mindless loyalty) or "Trump" + "panzer" (armored tribalism). The "trumpnzee" variant is the spicy, shadow-banned edition.
Trump’s been out of office for a decade, but the trumpanzoids are still storming school boards over CRT and mailing pipe bombs to ‘RINOs.’
by Trumpanzee November 13, 2025
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Mr. Trumaine❤

Happy Birthday Mr. Trumaine! You are a father like no other. You are there when we need you and you are there when we don't. You enjoy cooking, spending time with family, and most of all, going to the gym. This mug is dedicated to not only your birthday, but you can fill it with as much pre-workout you desire. We love you lots!
Mr. Trumaine❤, is the best father ever!
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