"Content moderation at scale is impossible to do well." Named after Mike Masnick of TechDirt, the theorem is that moderating user generated content such as on social media, video services, websites, blogs, etc. and the comment sections therein is inherently difficult to do correctly all the time, and becomes increasingly difficult at large scales. As a result, at large scales sites will increasingly make incorrect moderation decisions.
Facebook's suspension of a prominent journalist's account for posting a news article is an example of Masnick's Impossibility Theorem.
by nmslanon January 4, 2023
Get the Masnick's Impossibility Theoremmug. by itsmenotjames December 7, 2024
Get the Impossible Bridgemug. a meat substitute served in the cafeteria of Interlochen arts camp. also a common nickname for oral sex. ingredients include: ground plant based "meat", onion, tomato soup, mustard, brown sugar, chili powder, salt, pepper, garlic, thyme, ketchup, and green chili
Greg: "Where is Noah?"
Jake: "I don't know, but last time I checked he was getting an impossible sloppy from Chloe in the practice cabins."
Jake: "I don't know, but last time I checked he was getting an impossible sloppy from Chloe in the practice cabins."
by user5130000000000000 December 26, 2021
Get the impossible sloppymug. It's impossible for Kenny to love Emy more then Emy loves Kenny because Emy loves Kenny more than anything
by Emylooni October 12, 2021
Get the Impossiblemug. The act of squeezing out a turd while simultaneously flushing so the turd goes straight into the center of the toilet hurricane. Timing has to be perfect to the exact millisecond
by YeetSkirtSkeet1738 March 25, 2023
Get the Mission Impossiblemug. Ridiculously exaggerated stealth where a person who is trying to be sneaky either:
A. Does sneaky maneuvers that should be physically impossible, or
B. Is incredibly stealthy without even trying.
A. Does sneaky maneuvers that should be physically impossible, or
B. Is incredibly stealthy without even trying.
In Fallout 76, an extreme stealth build can often achieve the type B version of impossible stealth, as enemies will often right past you and will not shoot you, as long as you're crouching. Enemies can also be actively shooting at you and attacking them will still count as a sneak attack, if you're doing it correctly.
by Ubeenbamboozledson January 8, 2023
Get the Impossible Stealthmug.