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Hide the hammer

When your wife spends her hard earned money for a boob job only to come home and find her husand playing hide the hammer with a drug induced Male prostitute.
Nancy came home and found her husband playing hide the hammer with his boy toy.
by Sluggou812 November 5, 2022
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Rear Hide

Rear Hide; the long stringy stands of rawhide bone dragging out your dogs butt.
When your dog chews on a rawhide bone for a week, than the next two days parts of it are hanging out his ass. Termed Rear Hide
by Divercurt February 26, 2011
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ho hide

The extra amount of cologne that an urban guy will wear to cover up the smell of his girlfriend from his wife.
Just got to tab on some extra ho hide so the wife don't find out!
by Iben Wakenoff November 30, 2016
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hide the salam

Sex, Salam, for penis. Hide the penis.
Honey, lets stay home and play hide the Salam. Lets get naked and play!
'From a woody Allen movie 'ANNIE HALL'.'
by LABADMAN January 10, 2014
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Cow hides

This is the toughest shit from cow skin usually tanned to leather to create some of the toughest motherfucking boots in the world.
my brother was trying to consume his own shoes.When I found him doing so,he said he thought since the shoes was manufactured out of cow hide,it was something edible and fit for human consumption.what a twat
These US military combat boots were manufactured out of the finest cow hides in kenya....Obama was given as a gift from his father's land.
by Titus rutto October 16, 2019
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hide the ugly

1) So we went back to hers and totally played hide the ugly.

2) All it took was a couple of gin and tonics and she let me hide my ugly.
by beigebloke November 27, 2012
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Hidee ho

A greeting used by crazy teachers when they write emails.
Hidee ho , Ms blubber here, just letting you know there's a test on Thursday .
by The school freak May 11, 2018
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