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wisconsin dells high school

a high school in central wisconsin that is full of stuck up kids whos parents own waterparks. but still have shitty parties evem though they are mostly rich. the dells rivals consist of Adams Friendship, which is a bunch of redneck inbred fucks who are 20 MINUTES due north of the dells.
hey clay! we are playin the adams friendship green devils tonight!

ohh god john! i better make sure i put duck tape over my butt hole, we should not let adams beat the wisconsin dells high school in our own gymnasium
by clayton aka ktmclay March 12, 2009
mugGet the wisconsin dells high schoolmug.

dode u dell be bwada do

ey bap bacard bwy dode u go boob id ur bob
dode u dell be bwada do
by bap bacardi May 21, 2003
mugGet the dode u dell be bwada domug.

Dude, you bought a Dell didn't you?

1:Insult
When someone buys a Dell, they pay 4000 US Dollars, where they can build one, or have someone like a friend build one for 1000 US Dollars

2:Real Life
"Dude, go buy a Dell"
They forgot this part
"Dude, go buy a Dell for 4x the price"

3:Real Life 2
"DUDE I GOT A DELL IT ROCKS IT WAS LIKE 5000 DOLLARS BUT IT WAS ON SALE FOR 4999, and IT RUNS AT A AMAZING 1.337 FPS COOL!!"
"Dude, you're a dumbass, my computer runs at 200 FPS and it costs only 900 dollars"
"OMG NOT SO TOTALY DOOD"

4:Making computers accessable to 100% complete IDIOTS
"0mG d00d$ l00k @t 1337 m3 i g0t a d3ll"
"You suck"
"D00d i c@n find kiddy h0m0 pr0n now"
"You are a very sick and disturbed redneck aren't you"
"D00d bu$h is $3xy"
"STUPID DELL THEY MADE THE INTERNET ACCESSABLE TO IDIOTS AHHH"

5:Forums
Topic:GUYZ PLZ H3LP ME ONE OF MY DELL BROKE
Contacts:GUYS liek MY dell BROKE and I cant USE the POWER supply BECAUSE the PLUGS are funkyOMGOMGOMG111!!!!1 -1337MASTAOFKIDDYPR0N

Response:YOURE A SICK PERSON AND YOU BOUGHT A DELL DUMBASS
Jeff:Hey, did you build that new computer Steve?
Steve:No, I bought myself a Dell for 5000 dollars, they said that normally, you'd need 1 trillion billion dollars to make your own and it can kill you or suck
Jeff:Steve, you're a dumbass
Steve:Hey, I got a F PLUS on my grades...
Jeff:See, you ARE A dumbass.
by Navck Newsclomer January 29, 2005
mugGet the Dude, you bought a Dell didn't you?mug.

Dell Soda

A mysterious substance drunk by a select few IT workers for a not so secretive rebel organization.
The substance is said to prevent the CIA from spying on you and gives you mad IT skills.

Its said to taste an awful lot like sprite cranberry (tastiest drink in the world)
God I love Dell Soda
Hey Mark want a Dell Soda?
by Danklord Dolphan August 2, 2022
mugGet the Dell Sodamug.

Dell Latitude E6410

The Dell Latitude E6410 is a laptop that was made in 2010 and has less RAM than a public middle school's oldest PC
I swear to god that Chromebooks make my old Dell Latitude E6410 look like a NASA supercomputer
by Dell Laditude E6410 June 1, 2020
mugGet the Dell Latitude E6410mug.

Dell XPS

A high-end desktop/laptop intended for people who don't want to look as if they have a gaming PC. Versions with good graphics cards can run nearly all intensive games under minimum system requirements and many under recommended requirements.
Fred: I want a gaming laptop that does not make me look like a kid
Andrew: Get a Dell XPS. Make sure to get an SSD because those load in like four seconds.
by AFN7 December 1, 2017
mugGet the Dell XPSmug.

gettin a dell

A phrase usually said to someone else who's meal looks very appealing. Derived from "DELicious". A play on the popular DELL computer commercials.
Example 1

Friend: *gets delicious looking meal*
Me: "Dude you're gettin a delllllll"

Example 2

"Man we gotta stop at Donalda's I need to get a fuckin dell"
by henry lollins July 29, 2009
mugGet the gettin a dellmug.

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