astronaut

not Gayle King.

Gayle King is not an astronaut.

by meow420 April 19, 2025

Astronaut

Katy Perry, because.

Katy Perry: I spent 11 minutes in space. I'm an astronaut. Forget about a monkey that spent 13 days & 17 hours.

by WhiteEntertainmentTelevision April 25, 2025

The Albuquerque Astronaut

A sexual act in which the male urinates into a fishbowl and dunks the female participant's head into the bowl and anally penetrates the woman from behind.

Last night was crazy man, I gave Becky the Albuquerque Astronaut.

by Therealnielofthegrasstyson April 4, 2024