Fun Locker

A term for a lady's lady bits.

Gentleman #1: "Margie was a true sweetheart last night."
Gentleman #2: "You don't say?"
Gentleman #1: "Mmmyes she let me store my tackle in her fun locker last night!"
Gentleman #2: "Oh you ARE a scamp!"

by Chet Biggenston August 4, 2015

self-locker

To fit a penis cage voluntarily as part of a celebate lifestyle choice

Tony loved his cock cage although his naturist friend's thought his self-locker celebacy a litle extreme.

Tina was determined to see why Matty was so happy in his self-locker status

The parson's sermon on sexual excess drove Simon to become a self-locker.

Once he'd become a self-locker Mikey knew he'd made the right lifestyle choice

by Townsman December 29, 2014

Mud Locker

The inside of the anus, usually containing a slight brown mud-like liquid or solid. Sometimes referred to as a turd cutter or poop shute.

Chris gently inserted his finger into my mud locker.

by Wolfedout October 5, 2016

locker ho

A girl who stands in a locker waiting for people to walk past and put their junk in a hole in the locker

Dude, I was up on the 4th floor, locker ho is on duty!

by MCompany November 12, 2011

shot-locker

A pussy that has been cummed on or inside of.

I had sex with my woman last night that was so good, I busted my load into her shot-locker.

by Michael Palmer & Marie Short February 14, 2009

Cock Locker

The mouth or vagina of an annoying person.

"I wish that bag at the register would shut her cock locker and write the fucking check already."

"She's fucking nasty! - But, Dude! - You could pack a change of clothes in that skank's cock locker."

by Abdev Eurek August 21, 2013

dong locker

A spin-off of the term "boner garage" used in the movie "We're The Millers" meaning a vagina. Most of the time used while talking about a total slut

Guy 1: Yo I just fucked that girl Tammy!
Guy 2: Bro, she's nicknamed dong locker down at the strip club.
Guy 1: ..

by A$AP HOSS April 12, 2015