The Burton Coefficient

The Burton Coefficient is used to calculate the loss of control suffered by an item of compaction equipment whilst driving its steel drum up a wet ramp. It was first calculated by esteemed health and safety logorrhoea Christopher Burton on the 5th February 2020.

It is commonly quoted as 3W(Rainfall) - SD (Slope Ratio) = LC (Loss of Control)
Slippiness

I used the Burton Coefficient to design a new ramp for my lowloader

by ArthurVajazzle February 12, 2020

burton syndrome

when somebody loves the store burlington so much they have a syndrome for it

“let’s go to burlington man”
“Shut the fuck up you have burton syndrome”

by T65T August 27, 2023

burton syndrome

when somebody loves the store burlington so much they have a syndrome for it

“let’s go to burlington man”
“Shut the fuck up you have burton syndrome”

by T65T August 27, 2023

barney burton

A man who can't score goals and is terrible at spelling for example...

Oh my god look at this veiw it's almost as good as that open goal I missed the other day, said Barney Burton

by Sujsbdjsnsjsjsbs November 28, 2017

Barney Burton

Barney Burton is a person who can't score goals for shit and his spelling is terrible

Oh my good look at this veiw it's almost as good as the open goal I missed yesterday, Barney Burton said

by Sujsbdjsnsjsjsbs November 28, 2017

The Jolly Burton

A prolonged method of suicide, in which one stays up all night listening to sad music, eating ice cream, and smoking weed until ultimately they die of chronic fatigue and/or obesity

RIP my boy Zach, he went out with The Jolly Burton.

by lukedaviesor October 21, 2017

Joyce Burton

The opposite of a Burton Joyce (BJ) - in other words, Cunnilingus.

As with a Burton Joyce, a JB can be used either on its own, or as part of the phrase, "To take someone to meet Joyce Burton."

"So what happened after Trevor took Damaris to Burton Joyce?"
"Well, I heard she took him on a little detour to meet Joyce Burton!"

by Feige Roman December 10, 2019