Mr. Teddy Bear

That one guy who shows up to the party already shit faced dressed in a bear costume thinking it's October but it's mid April and his baby mama is on the run but slapped him with a divorce and child support on the same day. Some say this mysterious creature only shows up once or twice during the Summer Solstice but I've seen that Mf 4 mojitos deep on the Jersey Beach. Bear costume and all.

Her: Have you ever heard of Mr. Teddy Bear
Him: Yeah that f***er stole my mom's Zyn pouches.
Her: Damn, that's crazy

by raeByddeT.rM May 11, 2025

tellybear

a guy you can tell anything to while being your snuggle bear

Dylan is my tellybear <3

by kiddykat July 24, 2017

Teddybird

1. Micropenis
2. An abnormally small phallus
3. /verb/ Acting in an obnoxious manner to compensate for a tiny penis

Oh, he hid his tweets after he was dragged? He's such a Teddybird!

by EL_COCK April 22, 2021

Teddybird

1. /noun/ An abnormally small phallus
2. /verb/ Acting in an exceedingly stupid or obnoxious manner to compensate for having a tiny penis

He deleted his tweets after getting dragged? He's such a Teddybird!

by EL_COCK April 22, 2021

tediibearz

A famous hot sexy Twitter user

“Bro did you hear about tediibearz new tweet they’re hot!!”

by Nigs4sap September 7, 2021

TellyBear

TellyBear is usually a player who is bad at minecraft pvp, they need hacks and lag to win

TellyBear is ht1 lagger

by justgetbetter August 9, 2022