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omg they were roommates

A vine of girl on the phone walking down the street "and they were roommates"
the guy saying "omg they were roomats"
the girl; "And they were roommates"
the guy sitting on the stairs by his door "omg they were roommates"
by ALLHAILJUNKOENOSHIMA June 2, 2023
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douche-bag room mate

Some as whole you moved in with or let him/her move in with you. S/He also eats all your fucking food and drinks everything before you even think about getting a drink. S/He also doesn't buy any of food/drinks him/her ate or drank. Also s/He has a male cat that isn't spayed so he pisses everywhere so he blanes your potty trained dog and they don't clean it so your stuck cleaning his cats shit. S/He also may not do dishes, vacuum, or let the trash pile up till it's a mini trash skyscraper. They also make you over pay and when you say something about any of the above problems they say " Well I don't have the money" Even though he works too.
"JP ate all my delicious bacon and left all the dishes to clean. Also his punk ass cat pissed on the couch again. He's such a douche-bag room mate."
by Ragerilla September 2, 2013
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Roomate Virginity

The characteristic that every human possesses until their freshman year in college when they get to live with their first roomate. Their first roomate is the one that steals the person's "roomate virginity." This causes the person to become emotionally attached to the person, and starts off what could be a loving and caring relationship. However, if one roomate does not like the other or gets sick of them, this can lead to a messy break-up. Either way, everybody will always have a special place in their heart for the person who stole their roomate virginity just the same as the first person they banged.
"Hey you must be my roomate, I'm Jason."

(shakes hand)

"Hey, I'm Nate, and here's a fun fact: I just stole your roomate virginity!"
by Nate D-O-GG December 9, 2008
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Roommatemate

The significant other of your actually roommate who resides at your house enough that they could actually be a roommate.
My roommatemate is here so much I'm about to make him a key.
by Word Smith Barney Rubble February 15, 2009
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roommated

The occurance of a sexual relationship between roommates (mated, only more intense)
"Did you hear about room 410, down the hall? I head there was some roommating going on?"

"Why did you switch dorms? I thought you and Juan were getting along great..." "Well we roommated, and now things are a little awkward..."
by Laurindsooke June 27, 2008
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Room mate

Either the most annoying or the greatest person you will ever meet. Plus you have to live with them...
My room mate was up cutting apart aluminum cans for an art project till 5am this morning. I didn't get any sleep either.

My room mate was the best man at my wedding.
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rootmates

Living with a room mate but having sex with no commitment
sharing accommodation and a sexual attraction commences. You have sex with no commitment you are now rootmates
by Dolce_joe February 20, 2015
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