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a-hole requirement

Some has reached there a**hole requirement for the day and now are being straight up jerks.
Dude you already reached your a-hole requirement for the day so chill
by Chip which March 29, 2021
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was not in the requirements

When a project starts to gain additional features or changes that may be out of scope, this is the polite way of telling a project manager or stakeholder to go fuck themselves.
"I was told without any additional insight that there were 20 additional widgets on this part of the app, and now i'm expected to add these?"

"Yes, that's correct. It was in the mock."

"I mean, that was not in the requirements and the mock was incomplete, but sure, i'll get right on it."

Walks back to desk

Immediately sends Resume to all open positions out of spite
by Somebody, but not Nobody July 6, 2022
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isn't there a height requirement for Police

I asked the cop that pulled me over isn't there a height requirement for Police? Now I need a good injury lawyer
by Jumpingchaos March 7, 2024
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