Tom

An experienced man and a 229'er residing on the back row of that scandalous community.

Tom is a bit of a ding-dong at times. He pays Gregors for lies. If approached Toms may yell obscenities across his fence or from his car at you. One must remain vigilant because he will also attempt to run your ass over and it don't matter if you're a girl!!! He don't even care if you're a Princess!! But at least when JoeKnows reveal the truth to Tom. Toms will apologize and and give you money for nothing.....Chics for free......

So Tom's are basically alright pretty nice people that even when they F It Up they come around and Mr Fixit.
But Toms forget to tell everyone he found his meds later.

TomTom-Hey Gregor I'll pay you $100 if you tell me who took my I took a pill in Ibiza and my VIAGRA.
Gregor - "Princess Weirdo took them". I saw her do it. Gimme my doh bro!! I need to get something for this shiner.
TomTom- I'll get Princess Weirdo if it's the 4th last thing I do!!!

by Princess Weirdo January 15, 2022

Tom

loser

Person 1: "Wow Ben is such a Tom."
Person 2: "So Ben is basically a loser?"
Person 1: "Yeah."

by ghkHGHK April 10, 2019

Tom

The non-virgin who will shoot twitch thots with a 9MM glock without hesitation. He adopted Alinity's cats after shooting her cranium. About a week ago he became the winner of drunkenness and wants to do the dead. Proper gamer who needs someone to share English words to.

Yo is that Tom

No, Tom's always drunk

by QwertyWomanHuman June 27, 2020

Tom

A bitch who don't give you diamonds in minecraft

Me: give me my diamonds
Tom: nahhhhh

by Keiran B March 31, 2020

Tom

Plays Roblox and is the best person alive. Is loved by everyone he meets especially defaults. is a noob at fortnite and has ayoutube channel called Tjplays. Add himon discord called zuronto.

Tom is a noob

by mozborne05 March 21, 2019

Tom

A Three Metre Flathead that has spat the hook.

“That Tom would have been so good”

by 3m flatty June 27, 2019

Tom

Fuck Tom

Fuck Tom

by Shackleford84 June 12, 2023