A SCUBA diver, usually of Open Water equivalent, or less, certification. They leave their fuckin' gear strewn from one end of the charter boat to the other, enter the water without their mask, air off, still holding their fins, kick the shit out of the coral and anything else nearby, exhibit no bouyancy control, frantically signal OOA after 5 minutes, and generally gob off like they know everything.
by Bellenda January 17, 2008
Get the numpty divermug. 
Get the proper numptymug. 'Gorillaz are better than Radiohead' is a numpty statement.
'20gb?
40gb?' is also a very numpty statement.
'20gb?
40gb?' is also a very numpty statement.
by yes January 14, 2005
Get the Numptymug. A cheap over decorated shite car often driven by chavs, scrotes and boy racers.
Often coming with an assortment of spoilers and wanky neon lights.
Usally heard before seen due to shite music and/or bean-can exhaust.
Often coming with an assortment of spoilers and wanky neon lights.
Usally heard before seen due to shite music and/or bean-can exhaust.
"Have you seen that tosser in his numpty truck.....what a flangehead"
"A white nova with racing stripes...what a numpty truck"
"A white nova with racing stripes...what a numpty truck"
by betamax September 28, 2004
Get the Numpty Truckmug. by Stuart H July 21, 2006
Get the Numpty Fuckmug. by geordie anderson October 27, 2006
Get the numpty nutsmug. by Insert name here...... October 8, 2013
Get the numpty shirtmug.