numpty diver

A SCUBA diver, usually of Open Water equivalent, or less, certification. They leave their fuckin' gear strewn from one end of the charter boat to the other, enter the water without their mask, air off, still holding their fins, kick the shit out of the coral and anything else nearby, exhibit no bouyancy control, frantically signal OOA after 5 minutes, and generally gob off like they know everything.
"This is gonna be a tech diving trip. I got no time for fuckin' Numpty Divers..."
by Bellenda January 16, 2008
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proper numpty

A being referred to as a dumb ass.
proper numpty sat on a wall. proper numpty had a great fall.
by 181 May 09, 2008
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Numpty

Dirty Yuppie and Miggers being tools.
'Gorillaz are better than Radiohead' is a numpty statement.

'20gb?
40gb?' is also a very numpty statement.
by yes January 14, 2005
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Numpty Truck

A cheap over decorated shite car often driven by chavs, scrotes and boy racers.

Often coming with an assortment of spoilers and wanky neon lights.

Usally heard before seen due to shite music and/or bean-can exhaust.
"Have you seen that tosser in his numpty truck.....what a flangehead"

"A white nova with racing stripes...what a numpty truck"
by betamax September 28, 2004
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Numpty Fuck

A complete idiot, a pillock, a drongo, some-one who has no idea.
I've told you a dozen times how to do it, you are a bloody numpty fuck !
by Stuart H July 21, 2006
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numpty nuts

haw numpty nuts whit u aw aboot
by geordie anderson October 27, 2006
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numpty shirt

An extremely unfashionable shirt which is guaranteed to make any wearer look like a total spaz.
Fuck mine dude, get away from me when you are wearing that numpty shirt!!!
by Insert name here...... October 09, 2013
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