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Boston Tea Bag

To take a shit and then wipe your ass with your ball sack and drag it across a girls face.
In order to give a Boston Tea Bag, first you take a shit, and then you wipe your ass with your ball sack and drag it across a girls face.
by jsntbagbaily July 22, 2010
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Violent Tea Bagging

A specific genre of tea bagging in which the tea baggee is not necessarily a willing participant. The tea bagger may do this to humiliate, embarrass, or insult the tea baggee. Unlike standard tea bagging, the tea bagger is at risk for defensive tactics such as biting. Therefore, many violent tea baggers opt to simply place the balls on the forehead of the victim to reduce the risk of personal injury.
John was so mad at Tom for stealing his girlfriend. After gym glass, John had his friends hold Tom down while he gave him a sweaty, violent tea bagging.
by Beavis556 March 31, 2010
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Texas Tea Bag

The process of putting your sweaty nutsac on the forehead of passed out buddy, or your girlfriend.
I just got back from the gym, so I gave Billy a Texas Teabag while he was passed out on the couch.
by Hans and Mike July 25, 2003
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golden tea bag

a sexual act where a man first urinates in his partners mouth and then dips his tesicles in the mouth after urination. Similar to tea bag with a little something extra.
John decided to give Jane a little more something by giving her a golden tea bag.
by Michael Adams January 19, 2004
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mexican tea bag

The act of dipping one's balls into salsa, preferably spicy, and then placing said balls on an unsuspecting forehead
Roundhouse, asleep on the couch again, got mexican tea bagged by Jerry's spicy chipolte dipped balls and mag-lite sized chode
by PhiChi1017 December 3, 2010
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Dirty Tea Bag

A variation of the Tea Bag where the man faces away from the woman, putting his asshole directly over her face while dipping his nutsack into and out of her mouth.
She loved the smell of my ass so much that she insisted I give her a Dirty Tea Bag every night before bed.
by Sebastian Cannon June 2, 2008
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vampire tea bag

A sexual act in which a man engages in intercourse with his mesntruating lady friend, then proceeds to dunk his bloodied scrotum into her eagerly waiting wide-open mouth.
Seeking revenge for his lady friend tricking him into period sex, Matt pulled out mid-stroke and rewarded her with a sticky vampire tea bag.
by Ryjamin September 5, 2012
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