Midwest Zest

A word that describes the highly questionable things that men do towards each other publicly (not private, if you’re doing it in private it’s not zesty that’s just homosexuality,(which is also ok too)honestly) commonly seen amongst males 17-29 located in suburban midwestern communities.
“Yo so Jacob tried to hit me with some Midwest zest last night”
“Really what’d he do this time?”
“Bro tried to French kiss me”
Other examples:

-“Good Game” Ass slaps
-Dry humping each other
-Staring into each others eyes with an immense amount of passion just before you climax… by ending the game of 2k with a buzzer beater 3.
by YungElderly June 16, 2023
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midwest medium

She said she was medium build, but that’s a “Midwest medium” not an L.A. medium.
by Scissorgrrrl March 17, 2018
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Midwest Santa

When someone brings a case of beer over to your house for a party, drinks one, and leaves the rest in your fridge.
"damn, Brian left 4 bottles of Bud light in the fridge"
"MF is always pulling a Midwest Santa"
by Melvin2366 April 02, 2023
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Midwest Cocktail

Using a combination of the drugs methamphetamine and heroin in a recreational form.
I got really methed up on a midwest cocktail the other night. I haven't been able to sleep, drink, or eat since.
by Bigdude05 June 14, 2022
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Midwest Cocktail

Using a combination of the drugs methamphetamine and heroin at the same time.
by Bigdude05 June 14, 2022
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Midwest

My favorite part of the USA, along with the South, then the Northeast at #3 and #4 is the West. :(
The Midwest, the Heartland is the soul of the USA.
by Zatarain’s Root Beer Drinker November 16, 2020
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Midwest

Only people who live in the Midwest know what it is. It is a collection of U.S. States that have been forgotten about by people who live outside of it. These states consist of Iowa, Minnesota, Nebraska, Illinois, Indiana, Ohio, and many more. These states are unknown to the outside world but surprisingly populated.
Guy 1: I'm from Iowa
Guy 2: What's an Iowa?
Guy 1: It's a state in the midwest
Guy2: What's that?
by TheDoubleZ345 March 04, 2019
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