locker tetris

The act of having arrange and position many items in a locker or other small spaces in order to get the door of said small space to close. Usually the result of disorganization

Teacher: Jimmy why are you late?
Jimmy: I'm sorry, I had to spend 20 minutes playing locker tetris
Teacher: Ah, I see. Well, go to your seat then

by TetrisFreak May 4, 2011

dong locker

A spin-off of the term "boner garage" used in the movie "We're The Millers" meaning a vagina. Most of the time used while talking about a total slut

Guy 1: Yo I just fucked that girl Tammy!
Guy 2: Bro, she's nicknamed dong locker down at the strip club.
Guy 1: ..

by A$AP HOSS April 12, 2015

locker ho

A girl who stands in a locker waiting for people to walk past and put their junk in a hole in the locker

Dude, I was up on the 4th floor, locker ho is on duty!

by MCompany November 12, 2011

self-locker

To fit a penis cage voluntarily as part of a celebate lifestyle choice

Tony loved his cock cage although his naturist friend's thought his self-locker celebacy a litle extreme.

Tina was determined to see why Matty was so happy in his self-locker status

The parson's sermon on sexual excess drove Simon to become a self-locker.

Once he'd become a self-locker Mikey knew he'd made the right lifestyle choice

by Townsman December 29, 2014

Mud Locker

The inside of the anus, usually containing a slight brown mud-like liquid or solid. Sometimes referred to as a turd cutter or poop shute.

Chris gently inserted his finger into my mud locker.

by Wolfedout October 5, 2016

Auf locker

A short sentence that you can use whenever you do something really light and casually.

"I‘m gonna listen to some music auf locker."
"Ay let’s grab some drinks auf locker."

by anonymousmffff November 20, 2021

shot-locker

A pussy that has been cummed on or inside of.

I had sex with my woman last night that was so good, I busted my load into her shot-locker.

by Michael Palmer & Marie Short February 14, 2009