Landon

Has a girlfriend but she's not cute or nice and he should be with me and anyone would be lucky to be with Landon
Girl A: I am so happy I'm dating Landon
Girl B: well he just told me to break up with you for him and now is dating me so ok
by I only have potatos November 18, 2018
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Landon

A horrible guy. Very spoiled and ugly. All the girls hate him. He is not good at sex and has a small dick.He is usually with his homosexual friend Chonk.
I hooked up with Landon last night and his dick was so small.
by EEEEPAAAA November 04, 2019
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Fatttttttttttttttttttt boyyyyyyyyyyyyyyy
U look like landon
by Caca fart 123 October 29, 2019
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Landon

A beautiful lady that is kind and caring. She is the best to be around and is super funny. She is just a all around amazing girl
She is such a Landon
by Mysterious boi February 28, 2019
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Landons

People who are PrEeTty gAy and look like tinky-winky from Teletubbies
"GOD these Landons is annoying."
by ePtIc February 05, 2020
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Landon

A Landon is shorter than most, good at math and science and very quick to judge people. A Landon usually has a strong love for sports and is caring from time to time. Their moods can change depending on the number of people surrounding him and id a good friend if he gets to know you.
Landon: hey bro get on my level!
Bro:*bends knees* is this better nugget?
Landon:*plots plan for revenge😾
by Gold Lynx August 03, 2018
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by PimpDaddySwagLad November 05, 2015
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