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Why is Jace so coveted? - It is widely known that Jace has sexual relations with Ajani the lion man - Ajani is the coolest cat around. Jace shits out mox artifacts, owns a foil tarmagoyf named wanker, and wipes his ass with lotus petals. He is the hardest planeswalker around. “The mind sculptor” refers to his ability to have sex with and occasionally impregnate anything or anyone without even making physical contact; hence - with his mind.
Why is Jace so coveted? - It is widely known that Jace has sexual relations with Ajani the lion man - Ajani is the coolest cat around. Jace shits out mox artifacts, owns a foil tarmagoyf named wanker, and wipes his ass with lotus petals. He is the hardest planeswalker around. “The mind sculptor” refers to his ability to have sex with and occasionally impregnate anything or anyone without even making physical contact; hence - with his mind.
Noob: wow is that a Jace the mind sculptor!?
Mtg Vet: yes and keep your grimy hands away from it fuck nut
Mtg Vet: yes and keep your grimy hands away from it fuck nut
by Zedoric July 16, 2019
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by zay <3 March 24, 2023
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Get the Diva Jacee mug.Never ever ever associate with this person. Literally the dumbest person i’ve ever met even though i’ve never actually met him. He probably has about one brain cell total. IQ level of an ant. If you ever are within a 100 mile radius of him walk away or go get a metal bat and throw it at him. Be careful if you see a rat because it may be just a normal rat but julius looks a lot like a rat… also i don’t think this person deserves to be called by his actual name so go ahead and call him anything but jace. I have a list of options ! (Listed below 👇)
josh
joshua
jared
jake
jacob
julian
jaxon
jim
jerry
jason
joe
julius
jordan
jimmy johns
orange julius
juvenile detention center
jesse
jeslie
jiz
jimmy
jhad
jazz
jeremy
jasper
jocques torres
jenson
jarez
joey
jue
jol
Anyways what a roach. He reminds me of Dudley from Harry Potter because they are both so utterly annoying. Also he says very much out of pocket shtuff and should be canceled because what the funyuns ⁉️🤨 Like bro you can’t say that. Cancel him. I shall be commenting clown emojis and rat emojis in his instagram comments. What an absolute piece of trash. Also he probably has a foot fetish because it runs in his family. I would advise you to never ever ever ever ever ever ever speak to him or you might start crying because of how annoying, ugly, and stupid he his.
josh
joshua
jared
jake
jacob
julian
jaxon
jim
jerry
jason
joe
julius
jordan
jimmy johns
orange julius
juvenile detention center
jesse
jeslie
jiz
jimmy
jhad
jazz
jeremy
jasper
jocques torres
jenson
jarez
joey
jue
jol
Anyways what a roach. He reminds me of Dudley from Harry Potter because they are both so utterly annoying. Also he says very much out of pocket shtuff and should be canceled because what the funyuns ⁉️🤨 Like bro you can’t say that. Cancel him. I shall be commenting clown emojis and rat emojis in his instagram comments. What an absolute piece of trash. Also he probably has a foot fetish because it runs in his family. I would advise you to never ever ever ever ever ever ever speak to him or you might start crying because of how annoying, ugly, and stupid he his.
Jace Gunderson mother should’ve swallowed him instead. He’s giving off the first piece of a loaf of bread vibes because he belongs in the TRASH.
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by Dontae the beast December 3, 2019
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