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kalix jace martinez is a guy in every girls dreams
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Jace the Mind Sculptor

A magic the gathering character and playing card that when owned is a status symbol that places a player above those who don’t own one.

Why is Jace so coveted? - It is widely known that Jace has sexual relations with Ajani the lion man - Ajani is the coolest cat around. Jace shits out mox artifacts, owns a foil tarmagoyf named wanker, and wipes his ass with lotus petals. He is the hardest planeswalker around. “The mind sculptor” refers to his ability to have sex with and occasionally impregnate anything or anyone without even making physical contact; hence - with his mind.
Noob: wow is that a Jace the mind sculptor!?
Mtg Vet: yes and keep your grimy hands away from it fuck nut
by Zedoric July 16, 2019
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Madison Thinkabelle Jace

The best girlfriend ever to exist, she's one of a kind and will bring a smile to your face whenever. She's the cutest most adorable girl ever and you'll be lucky to ever meet her. She also makes you feel comfortable which I love about her, and her personality as a whole is amazing. Sure her spelling mistakes can be stupid, but they're funny and she should know how much she means to me because I love her so much <3
Madison Thinkabelle Jace is the most unique girl to ever exist. She's also mine <3
by zay <3 March 24, 2023
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Diva Jacee

Itinerant loafabout in Illinois who enjoys blowing Texx, YAWM, Teh Brit and Thomas.
The Diva Jacee's heart quickened when he saw Texx's soiled thong.
by Nancy September 22, 2003
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Jace Gunderson

Never ever ever associate with this person. Literally the dumbest person i’ve ever met even though i’ve never actually met him. He probably has about one brain cell total. IQ level of an ant. If you ever are within a 100 mile radius of him walk away or go get a metal bat and throw it at him. Be careful if you see a rat because it may be just a normal rat but julius looks a lot like a rat… also i don’t think this person deserves to be called by his actual name so go ahead and call him anything but jace. I have a list of options ! (Listed below 👇)
josh
joshua
jared
jake
jacob
julian
jaxon
jim
jerry
jason
joe
julius
jordan
jimmy johns

orange julius

juvenile detention center

jesse
jeslie
jiz
jimmy
jhad

jazz
jeremy

jasper
jocques torres
jenson
jarez
joey
jue
jol

Anyways what a roach. He reminds me of Dudley from Harry Potter because they are both so utterly annoying. Also he says very much out of pocket shtuff and should be canceled because what the funyuns ⁉️🤨 Like bro you can’t say that. Cancel him. I shall be commenting clown emojis and rat emojis in his instagram comments. What an absolute piece of trash. Also he probably has a foot fetish because it runs in his family. I would advise you to never ever ever ever ever ever ever speak to him or you might start crying because of how annoying, ugly, and stupid he his.
Jace Gunderson mother should’ve swallowed him instead. He’s giving off the first piece of a loaf of bread vibes because he belongs in the TRASH.
by V4g!na<3 April 6, 2022
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Jace

He's a good bro and the best boyfriend to my Best friend. He's also sometimes inappropriate.
by Dontae the beast December 3, 2019
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Jace

The real dommy mommy, with a side job of spinning on the opps. HE is the real thug and runs his block (not 63rd)
Oh my god Jace, its so big please go harder... *moans*
by realthug554 June 17, 2024
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