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The Bro-Hater Index

The more you and a friend hate on each other is directly proportional to how close the two individuals are
Paul and I take potshots at each other on the daily but there isn’t anything that we wouldn’t do for each other. That places our relationship super high on the bro-hater index
by Chewbaccabuddy December 30, 2024
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Ambient Weed Index

Ambient Weed Index (AWI) is a scaled value between 0 and 10 associated with the level of marijuana smoke detected by the observer. A zero AWI would indicate no marijuana smoke and a 10 AWI would be reported from inside a small space such as the dressing room at a concert or inside of a parked car. It should be reported along with location and wind direction.
Yo, on my way to Shazam’s party the other night the Ambient Weed Index (AWI) was spikin’ toward 10. And I was still a block away!! I hope somebody warned the neighbors downwind.

Spiff Spiffler here with KLAM weather out of Shreveport. There are reports of a large cloud with an AWI (Ambient Weed Index) of 7.5 moving south/southwest from the fairgrounds toward Monroe Township. If you’re in that area, best to stay inside until the Kanye concert is over. Or maybe hang around outside. You’re call.
by Beachinwesty December 23, 2023
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Hot Waitress Economic Index

Hot Waitress Economic Index (HWEI) is an unofficial and controversial economic indicator suggesting that when the economy tanks, suddenly all the servers at restaurants become ridiculously attractive because hot people who normally work better-paying jobs are forced to wait tables. The hotter your server, the more fucked the economy probably is.

The HWEI is one of the many weird indicators that people have used to make sense of the economy. Advertisements by the United States Marine Corps, sales of men's underwear, and even lipstick sales are just a few of them.

You can expect to see tougher marine recruitment ads on TV in a difficult economy because they meet recruitment goals quickly in down economies. They don't have to worry about scaring people away. Men's underwear sales will dip (that pair might last a little longer) and lipstick sales will go up because it's a relatively inexpensive personal luxury.
Kevin: Damn, my waitress last night was hot, why is she working at The Cheesecake Factory?? According to the Hot Waitress Economic Index, we're definitely heading for a recession.
by Sickomonster March 4, 2025
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skills index

1. Found in the publication "The Quantification of Skill" and refers to the weighted average of the components of the MSD, the SCIA, and the FM-100
2. The leading indicator of RTS ability
Was his skills index above .7?
by anonymous July 12, 2004
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