luv hippo

A pink hippopotamus symbolizing love. It's sex appeal causes females to fall in love with it immediately.

Thats a cute luv hippo... wanna get some tacos?

by virus Oprstu July 9, 2003

hippo fucking

When one is so desperate that they feel the need to resort to fucking a hippo.

Serj- "Daron! Groupies!"
Daron- "Are they hot?"
Serj- "...Dude, I'd fuck a hippo right now. I don't care!"

by Urine May 12, 2003

hippo hunter

2. (noun) also any persons actively seeking out fat women/men for sex.

Charles is the master hippo hunter, he can get any one of them with ease.

by Dimebag_Daniel September 30, 2005

Happy Hippo

a chinese who thinks they are white

dude look at that chinese person over there
they are such an Happy Hippo

by catherine123456 May 29, 2007

hungry hippo

The alternate definition only tells half the story; this big-boned female will get a taste of the cock, but then her hunger will overtake her. She'll rip off the penis, chomp into the hip, rip off your legs and put 'em in BBQ sauce, then put the rest of you in a deep fryer.

What the HELL are you doing you hungry hippo? AUUGHH MY PENIS.... AUUGHHH MY HIPS.... AUGHH MY LEGS.... NOT THE DEEP FRYER...! AUUUUGHHHHH....

by drunkenbeaverexploitationsects(FRATZ) January 25, 2007

Baby hippo

An aracelis

I'm not a baby hippo!

I don't get NOTHIN -Baby hippo

by airk January 8, 2009

Yawning Hippo

Another name for a larger than average Vagina, see also wizards sleeve

Christ! i went down on this bird last week and it was like looking straight into the mouth of a yawning hippo

by cheesey February 13, 2004