A seemingly tiny penis (not a micro penis - gross). But when it is aroused it grows exponentially into a gargantuan meat hammer.
Jeff looks unassuming with his tiny bulge in his speedos at the beach. But he definately has a Hide-a-cock and could satisfy a sea lion.
by Gangly Don September 24, 2023
Get the hide-a-cockmug. When your dog chews on a rawhide bone for a week, than the next two days parts of it are hanging out his ass. Termed Rear Hide
by Divercurt February 26, 2011
Get the Rear Hidemug. The extra amount of cologne that an urban guy will wear to cover up the smell of his girlfriend from his wife.
by Iben Wakenoff November 30, 2016
Get the ho hidemug. When your wife spends her hard earned money for a boob job only to come home and find her husand playing hide the hammer with a drug induced Male prostitute.
by Sluggou812 November 5, 2022
Get the Hide the hammermug. 1- a song everyone had to hear at least once by Liz Robbanet or something like that (i hate my spelling today)
2- A game little kids play and some adults with their kids.
2- A game little kids play and some adults with their kids.
1- Person 1: OMG have u heard the song Hide and Seek?!
Me: YASSSSS i saw it reacting to scp 173
2- Person 1: what were u doin yesterday?
Person 2: playing Hide and Seek with my dad
Person 1: but didn't you do that yesterday?
Person 2: yea its been 13 years and I still haven't found him. He's a rlly good hider :D
Me: YASSSSS i saw it reacting to scp 173
2- Person 1: what were u doin yesterday?
Person 2: playing Hide and Seek with my dad
Person 1: but didn't you do that yesterday?
Person 2: yea its been 13 years and I still haven't found him. He's a rlly good hider :D
by Swapsansfan September 8, 2022
Get the Hide and seekmug. Where 2 or more people take turns to hide a Jacobs Cream Cracker.
One the cracker is hid the race is on for the seekers to locate the cracker.
One the cracker is hid the race is on for the seekers to locate the cracker.
Connor- Jess do you want to play hide the cracker
Jess- yes it’s my favourite- I’ll close my eyes
Connor - ok, Jess go!
* Jess frantically runs round trying to find the cracker.
Jess- yes it’s my favourite- I’ll close my eyes
Connor - ok, Jess go!
* Jess frantically runs round trying to find the cracker.
by Hidenseeker November 6, 2018
Get the Hide the crackermug.