The Fuckening

(Most often) The last few chapters of a why choose or RH novel with a HEA where the FMC finally gets all of her promised peen

Hubby: Hey, dinner's ready
Wife: It's going to have to wait. I just reached the fuckening.

by Marie Mackay January 5, 2023

The Great Fuckening

The 2020 + post 2020 bad luck of every single being on earth.

Person 1: Do you remember the 2020s?
Person 2: Ah yes, The Great Fuckening.

by ExempliCATS May 24, 2022

Fuckening

When you’ve waited so long for dick that it’s starting to really impair your health; so when it finally happens it’s like an angry finale, outburst, sick pleasure of an ending.

Dam, Why the fuck am I loyal ?

Yes the fuckening is sweet , but is all the time leading up to it with it......
( inner silence reflection ...)

by Mrs. Nesbit February 22, 2022

The fuckening

When your life is going quite well and you don't trust it and then it all goes to shit as expected.

And then the fuckening came.

by Who Cares 01 October 20, 2018

Fucken Ducks

Fucken ducks a female or a woman that brings nothing to the table an has nothing to offer at all

Hey homie your Fucken ducks That girl has nothing to offer to you

by Fucken ducks July 19, 2020

The Fuckening

The fuckening is the split second you realise you’re fucked. That slight moment of realisation you realise you’re fucked

Johnny got fucked in the ass, bum bum bummmmm…… he’d just experienced the fuckening

by Johnny sins 12 incher April 5, 2022

the fuckener

A person (preferably a foreignER) who causes the fuckening to happen.

The fuckener accidentally bumped me into a manhole which became my fuckening which was the end of my perfect day.

by xXxMAGZILLAxXx August 15, 2019