Doobie or Boobie?

Often used as Facebook and Blackberry messenger statuses when one is in a situation where one must make the life changing decision of getting smoked up or hanging out with a girl and touching them boobies of her

Peter- Bro Melissa wants to chill with me but jewstin(capital J is not deserved) told me he would smoke me up, doobie or boobie?
Dom-Bro, Melissa's got some pretty big boobies if ya know what i'm sayin';)
Peter-Just kidding! I'm home alone naked, and i'm gay remember? Anyway jewstin can't afford to smoke me up even though I get high in one hit.
Dom-Oh so nah? Stop tryna scam.

by Oh Dis Nigga November 22, 2011

shooby-dooby

A word to speak when you're in a pickle, mainly used for mistakes.

(Jon) : "hey, did you turn in your final report!" (other guy) : "ah shooby-dooby, if forgot to!"

by the overly pickled pickle. April 16, 2020

good doobie

n. one who is be faithful and dilligent in endeavors or relationships

1) Anyway, I'm going to try to be a good doobie and write it the right way, with Java Beans and events and all sorts of other glue

2) For the record, she got an 'A'. In fact, here is a very neat and historical
document showing what a good doobie she was in class

3) Don't turn the TV on at night unless you've been a good doobie on your new eating plan

by Adam Skinner May 8, 2003

JAMAICAN DOOBIE

the act of whilst getting head,then lighting your pubic region aflame, causing her to inhale, and smoke your dong.

you wanna' smoke my jamaican doobie?

by falcon fire and analat0r April 25, 2007

ooby doobies

Scrumptious snacks

Let's order some ooby doobies.

by hummerpie February 20, 2017

doobie blazer

A doobie blazer is a guy (always a guy) who smokes weed ERRYDAY. When not blazed, they spend all efforts trying to get blazed or get the three requirements of smoking weed: money, weed and somewhere to get high as a Mur' Fucker. Often found out in some cars passin' joints and hittin' bongs and lungs like Pippa Middleton. Somethimes you may call these guys stoners, but we have another name - Kottonmouth soldiers.

Guy 1:"Where's everyone the night then?"
Guy 2:"Uh, I think the doobie blazer's are at McMillans gettin' blazed."
Guy 1:"Surprise, surprise."

by smokeweed420minted May 26, 2011

Doobie Trail

Path of enlightenment taken when you need to break away from your place of employment. Provides the same zeal a smoker gets on smoke breaks, except with much less nicotine. Most conversations on the trail involve talking about who you're gonna DO (with the shocker;-), or what you want to BE when you grow up. Upon return, you must keep an eye out for the Doornatzi, who thinks the doobie trail has something to do with 420, but he's simply a fucktard. Form of a baggot, all about flossin the lux corporate life and clockin da clams!

Person1:Ready to hit the Doobie Trail?
Person2:yep
Person3:fo shizzle my bizzle, drizzle fizzle

by JustinCredible May 14, 2003