When you realize, at the end of January, that the Christmas gifts you received were not genuine Dolce and Gabbana (D&G) they were Dollar General (DG). The stickers, logos and emblems are bogus, fake and you've been punked!
Kelli- Damn Momma', all that stuff you got me for Christmas was from Dollar General not Dolce and Gabbana!
My friend Karlee saw it and now my whole class is laughin' at me!
Momma- Well darlin' I thought it was what you were askin' for with the big D and G and all! That's sticker shock delay fer sho'.
My friend Karlee saw it and now my whole class is laughin' at me!
Momma- Well darlin' I thought it was what you were askin' for with the big D and G and all! That's sticker shock delay fer sho'.
by mimimmmmmm January 31, 2010
max’s internet was worse then mcdonalds bathroom wifi, the delay is 1-2 minutes long on a good day. we as a community need to get him better internet right away
by gotta let ppl know October 22, 2020
A post-factum negative consequence occurring as a result of self-indulgence.
Penned by Craig Benzine (a.k.a Wheezy Waiter).
Penned by Craig Benzine (a.k.a Wheezy Waiter).
Dessert is nice, but delayed gratif*ckation will ensue in the form of weight gain.
NOTE: Weight gain is not inherently bad. It is used here only as an example.
NOTE: Weight gain is not inherently bad. It is used here only as an example.
by beard_lover March 31, 2020
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TOWer TO
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tower battleee does not delay just no upyeeeeeeeeeeeet
tds delay eas
TOWer TO
MAkes an tower delay
tower battleee does not delay just no upyeeeeeeeeeeeet
tds delay eas
guy: oh... look an update
Bellow natural: NO
guy: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwww tower delay
above natural: tower battles es
everyone: es hora de blah blsdejrnijfdohdnksjm
tower delay simulator: "update in one more minute"
below: Wait we have done nothing
raz: we need to Delate
Below: YEZ
Bellow natural: NO
guy: AWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWWwwwww tower delay
above natural: tower battles es
everyone: es hora de blah blsdejrnijfdohdnksjm
tower delay simulator: "update in one more minute"
below: Wait we have done nothing
raz: we need to Delate
Below: YEZ
by human of the human of imposter March 22, 2022
Delayed Reaction Man is one of the best superheros ever.
...However, he isn't that reliable for being on time to save the day.
...However, he isn't that reliable for being on time to save the day.
Person One: *is about to be stabbed by a random stranger* Help me Delayed Reaction Man!
20 minutes later....
*Person One is left on the ground bleeidng in its own blood*
DRM: Have no fear! I'm here to save the day!
20 minutes later....
*Person One is left on the ground bleeidng in its own blood*
DRM: Have no fear! I'm here to save the day!
by Nion_lead June 11, 2008
by Jamesman April 03, 2007
welcome to tower delay simulator, a game where we delay every single update and some leak might not come true. Here we got trash logic such as vehicle has infinite fuel, tower has infinite bullet, freezed enemy do not broke and a technologistic geared cliff tower that does 300 damge (ranger) cant spot a single hidden. The game also copy other games to make the game "original" like accelerator copied phaser or commander copied commander in TB. If you want an update for this then go beg delaynatural and the rest of the devs
by very random crap April 16, 2022